Character: Kyle Broflovski. Page 1

- What if I do all the housework? It's not fair!
- Well, you can go to this concert if you clean out the garage, strew the gravel path to the garage and build democracy in Cuba!

The stronger our relationship, the more lonely we become. If you want change, feeling dark strong trend, follow the trend: #specialstyle.

And suddenly this whole world just someone's dream?

People always look for in books any sense. But if it makes no sense trying to invent it themselves.

- Fat bastard, you're screwed.
Why?
- You're wearing a cute sweater, but nicer is not.
- Did not understand the difference.
- I knew you wouldn't understand.

Let he who has never bought anything frivolous, was the first to throw him a squirrel!

If a person is gay doesn't mean he's ***.

- You know what to do to make someone leave? Need every night to put a bunch of it on the rug under the door.
That's why under my door in the morning shit is!
- Oops, busted.

- You know what? I believe you.
Really?
Yes. I believe that you believe you helped write that joke. So the brain works from people like you. You have such an ego that it all go, if only to defend themselves. People with fucked up ego can convince yourself that they are the most gorgeous, the most talented, although in reality they are just sacks of shit.

You must first live, to get pleasure from life, and only then to ruin a serious relationship.
You need to have a life. Have fun. *Then* ruin it by having a serious relationship.

- ... I just wanted to tell you that drugs are bad.
Yeah we know, we know. That is what all say.
- Right. But why is that bad?
- Because drugs causing persistent addictive, a way of solving personal problems, leading to diseases of body and mind, they are fraught with consequences, considerably outweighing the anticipated benefits from their use.

- There is no global warming and it has caused a flood.
- How do you know?
Because you know WHAT caused the flood...
- George Bush?
- No.
- The terrorists?
- No.
- The Communists?
- No.
- Chinese radicals?
- No.
- Cartman?
- Kind of...

- You mean that 1\4 of Americans are idiots?
- Yes, 1\4 Americans are idiots, here we are four? You're an idiot, just 1\4.

The family is determined not by blood relationship, family is those you care for. So for me you are more than friends: you are my family.