Character: Joe Black

You know, not want you treated me, to take tests...
Is that so?
- I really like you.
And I don't want to take your labs.
- It is necessary that so?
- I really like you.

- I wonder - while you're here to have fun, who does your work?
You're not given a whole procedure of shaving?
Is there?
- You sort of think, make plans, make decisions... you see my point? While part of you is busy with one, the other part is different. It is possible that it even works. Right?
- Right.
- It's nice that you understand. Congratulations, Bill. Now lift this idea to the power of infinity and get an idea what I'm talking about.

- You break all the laws of the Universe!
- This Universe.
- Any Universe!

I live by the laws Parrish: looking for a modicum of enthusiasm, a bit of insanity, all the things without which life is impossible.

- You're not in the wrong time in the wrong place with the wrong girl!
- I will not ask your permission.
- I have to.

Take it easy, bill, and that your premature heart attack could ruin my vacation.

- A spectacular sight, isn't it?
Yes.
- What can I say... That's life.

I've seen many different betrayals. And, frankly, I've always wondered how low a man can fall.

- Queens, I was in a quandary.
- Really...? The reason?
- Love...
Is love... Oh, boy, here, and I'm in trouble...

Between a man and a woman is always so...
- How?
- Nothing lasts forever...

Death and taxes - inevitable.

Enough of my BS, the autopsy will spoil.