Character: Sholom-Jabberer

We are a society of order,
This is our island, but
Love it and sweet
And not prohibited.
And where wisdom rules,
Governs the law
There is a lot he will announce
Who is to marry whom.

Let's not brother against brother
To stand in the heat of battle,
There is a world of a Democrat
Stronger than blind fate.
Blind finger tychit
It this way and that,
She's the rich man will howl any minute,
She will neigh tramp.

The Bermuda star at the Zenith,
Well tonite, tonite
A wave crashed through the deck, the stern smash,
And the ship has only skeleton,
Welcome to the island
Know who drowned, that's luck.

In the Sargasso depths,
For no apparent reason
Suddenly immersed there Mariman,
In order for life to be reborn
And the hour make sure
Even death, the duckies and the deception.

On the island, the island,
On fair Isle,
On the world's best island
On the island,
All citizens - the lucky ones
Sing me tune,
And without exception -
On an island native.

Wife you give and the soul,
And with her the Golden fleece,
But first meet my husband
She prefers anyway!
Oh, and women - foxes, hyenas,
Which trusted lions.
If you are, what's unchanged,
So is infidelity, alas,
Infidelity, alas,
Infidelity, alas,
Infidelity, alas.

You guys draw straws, Lord, pull the lot!
It is the same for silks and for otepi.
And if you lose again the poor,
There is not a system, it's not the system,
There is not the system to blame, and fate!

Ah, come on family, family - frigate,
Which was, alas, built at random,
And was, in essence, a trough.
And whoever in the trough captain,
Trouble still SIP here and there
Not Quiet, certainly not in the Arctic!

Ah, come on love, I in it the expert,
These women have a temper capricious and cruel
And they are, in fact, ogress!
But because the eyes of women not to take away,
It is necessary to tolerate them, which is,
As they always suffered by our ancestors.
Long live legal marriage!
It is needed in order it is needed in order
To a woman to ruin
No more than one, not more than one!