Character: Alfie Alfie



Classic, right? As soon as he loses it, immediately realizes that to live without it. Some people are just funny!
№ 77009   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 12:12
It seems to me that the problems that plagued by itself, does not appear ever, and those which are not thought, one day at noon Wednesday pop up and let you in the pit of my stomach.
№ 77007   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 12:12
Strange, but even when you know there's no future when you break up, the heart is still hard...
№ 33321   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:03
And to make me feel even better, became the second loneliest night of the year - Christmas eve. The night that brings the familiar festive feelings of hopelessness, anguish and despair. Not the best time for a single flight. That's why couples up for anything and never have to break up between Thanksgiving and the second of January. Needs to be someone who will survive Christmas.
№ 20209   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:08
What do I have? Really? A little money in his pocket, a little cool clothes, cool car available, I'm not married, Yes, not bound, free as a bird, I don't depend on anybody and nobody depends on me. My life belongs to me alone. But my soul is restless. But if there is this peace that means nothing. So.
№ 20206   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:08
As I said, ugly old aunt Gladys: "Looks aren't everything".
№ 20205   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:08
Dead as the rock-n-roll...
№ 20204   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:08
Miranda! Physician member - a man with a female name.
№ 20202   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:08
Now I'm a bachelor in search of heat, and I have to live by the simple rules.
Credo or philosophy Alfie Elkins, which fully expressed my father is the only advice that he gave me.
He said, "Son, when you meet a beautiful girl, remember that next is bound to have a guy who was sick of sleeping with her."
№ 20201   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:08
I just want to get back to the simple life - women who mean nothing to me.
№ 20200   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:08
Look how he talks to this woman. She made him soup, helped to do business, and I'm sure there was a time when he couldn't resist not to pull her kimono... And now look! And then I have to respect the institution of marriage?
№ 20199   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:08
So, Tuesday, 10 PM.
Do I go home to a cold flat, empty fridge, or better to cross the city and find a hot bath, gentle body, and Breakfast in bed?
Oh, the problem of choice!
№ 20198   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:08
Despite all my sverhusiliya I felt was far from perfect stay with them. You know, looking back on my little life, all the women who I know I can't change anything. But I understand how much they have done for me and how little I do for them. As they cared for me and I repay them by ignoring them. Yes. I used to think that getting the best result. What do I have? Really? A little money in his pocket, a little cool clothes, cool car available and I'm not married. Yes. Is not associated. Free as a bird. I don't depend on anybody and nobody depends on me. My life belongs to me alone. But my soul is restless... And if not in this alone, I believe there is nothing. So. And what did I answer? I can't stop asking myself about it. What is all this? You know what I mean?
№ 19201   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:20