Movie: Handsome Alfie, or What men want (Alfie)

Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember that somewhere there is a man who is tired of fucking her.

Classic, right? As soon as he loses it, immediately realizes that to live without it. Some people are just funny!

It seems to me that the problems that plagued by itself, does not appear ever, and those which are not thought, one day at noon Wednesday pop up and let you in the pit of my stomach.

Peace of mind no! And without it everything is meaningless...

Strange, but even when you know there's no future when you break up, the heart is still hard...

Here are two things you need in life, kid: first, to find love, and secondly, to live each day as if it were your last.

Is your husband much older than you?
He's not my husband.
But he wears a wedding ring.
- I'm not saying that he is not her husband. Someone.

And to make me feel even better, became the second loneliest night of the year - Christmas eve. The night that brings the familiar festive feelings of hopelessness, anguish and despair. Not the best time for a single flight. That's why couples up for anything and never have to break up between Thanksgiving and the second of January. Needs to be someone who will survive Christmas.

What can we rely? On finding my secret individuality?
- Always need someone else to find it.

You don't know what you got, until you love somebody for real.

What do I have? Really? A little money in his pocket, a little cool clothes, cool car available, I'm not married, Yes, not bound, free as a bird, I don't depend on anybody and nobody depends on me. My life belongs to me alone. But my soul is restless. But if there is this peace that means nothing. So.

As I said, ugly old aunt Gladys: "Looks aren't everything".

Dead as the rock-n-roll...

Well, let's look at your the penis...