Character: Gardner Elliot

As you became more beautiful in twenty seconds?

- About how I feel, usually people never say. They have so-called shields and all sorts of metaphors.
Why?
- Because we are all confused and... Trying to be who they are not. If we went and revealed your feelings to those whom we correct them, then we'd all be... happy, I guess... Look, Gardner. I'm glad you think I'm beautiful. I had a really great time with you, but I never tell you about it.

The fact that you lie to other people, doesn't mean I'm lying. And it is not always true that seems insane.

- Say you're with me.
Why?
Because misery loves company.
- Why are you suffering?
Because I have to deal with idiots.