Character: Colleague (Yuri). Page 2

- How is that why? x2 Fuck knows why. Let's better ask an intelligent person.

- I'm ready to take an example, chief, but in what? ...

Not enough yet, that the rulers of the world ran headlong.

- Oh, chief, look, a monkey!
- She's a colleague, too, was surprised when I saw you. By the way, the colleague, this is no ordinary monkey, and the Queen of the jungle.
- Then, chief, this is not an easy eagle.
- Of course, the counterpart is the king of the sky.
- And this...[camel] it's the king of the desert?
- Not "the king of the desert" and "desert ship", but also of Royal blood.
- Oh, chief, it turns out that the cells sit among kings. Then who's the king of all animals?
- Remember colleague, the king of beasts is the lion.
- Amazing! Chief, then who's the king of all nature?
- The king of nature, a colleague is a man. We are with you.
- Chief, but if I'm the king of nature, can you buy me ice cream and a balloon
A colleague
[later, in front of the Academy]
- Chief, and in these cells [cars] who's going?
Is counterpart, kings of the kings of nature
- Oh, chef, how cool! Like Princess lyagushonka in Korobchenko jump.
- A colleague, you better think how we can move to the other side? We're late for work!
- What do you expect, chief? Wait until this is over and quietly move on.
- Will not work, colleague
- Why is it, chief?
- Because of a colleague that it will never end!

- Oh, and tigers bite?
- Don't be afraid, the colleague, if you bite the tiger, you won't even feel it.
- Why chief?
- No time.

- GUV, I know who to blame. Blame the Russian!
[hubbub]
- Colleague, you have a chance to survive until the end of the lecture
- But chief... I meant all. All Russians, all those Nations who live in Russia.
- What are you to me explain, you explain to them!
- People, people, we are guilty that we are. If only, if only... we weren't, the state would be much easier to govern.

- Gentlemen, on the agenda three questions: "How can we improve Russia?", "As us to equip Russia 2?" and "How to equip Russia 3?" Who did not hide I is not guilty.
- Oh, the boss, who is to blame?
[hubbub in the audience]
- Colleague, I see what can result when one does not caution thrown to the masses the word.
- What to do?
- Will have to go on about people. And here is the user manual: the Jews get out of Israel! Beat the Armenians! Yanke go home! Come along to a colleague!

- Well, chief, excellent! You only need to wring his hands and tear the hair on his head.
- To wring his hands, colleague, to the police, and the last hair I from her and your head ripped even thirty years ago...

- Barnaul is Yes, gasoline no.
- I tell you what, LUKOIL or Sibneft something, God forbid? Their brains compost. We have Russian words ask: why so late?
- "Gasoline is not present"... smarter than anything could not come up with? In Russia there is no petrol ha ha ha ha ha, it's like that in Colombia there is no marijuana...

- I'll tell you a secret, colleague, very good that at the moment we are terribly far from the people. Reassure them as something.
- Well, chief.
Well, our respected leaders, in such cases, throws them some bones.
- [takes the skull] Understood. Get down! [throws down the skull]

- Oh, chief, do such things happen? In fact, I regularly receive money...
Because I pay out of pocket, but to me they withhold wages.
- So after I pay you a chef from the same pocket.

Well, what was I saying? Here it is, Russia! The Black Earth, The White Sea, The Suburbs, Primorye, Bezrybe, Chocote, The Volga Region, The Roads.

- Excellent! Starting our own Academy and will open people's eyes to what you and your ears.
- Great chef! And what people the difference in what you and your ears.
- And such a colleague that our listeners ears in the same that we are with you. Only they do not notice. Open our Academy!

- We, only we're...
- This is not an argument. All around ears, the whole country by the ears!