Character: Colleague (Yuri). Page 1

- Nichrome is not sweeter to itself! How much sweeter! Under this program, you will buy a house today, and you will give it back while living in it! Haha, let's go!

- No ... Slowly. And it's sad.

- ... So let's see what the proposed program gives it. Point One: Tax Cuts.
- Oh, Chief, what did you do?
- Hmm, I don't know yet. Point two: Reduction of the discount rate of the Central Bank to five percent.
- Chief, awesome! You see, it became easier for her (Russia) to breathe!
- What's easier, I understand, but what is a "lower interest rate" is not quite.
- Aa, it doesn't matter, chief. You just read, read!
- Third point: Real indexation of debts.
- Oh, that's not at all clear about indexing.
- But now everything is clear to me, colleague! With these points we prepare the ground for the prosperity of our Motherland, because the grass does not grow on the asphalt!
- Next, on, on!
- Then I enter the last fourth point: fixing all stages of the program in the law and giving them the status of a financial constitution.

- Look, the distance from Earth to the star Aldebaran, so to speak, is several thousand light years. The question is: how to fly there, so to speak?
- No way! People don't live that long!
- No, I... You can shorten the distance, like this. So, and now, in fact, everything is in order. It's aldebarans, so to speak, invented... the curvature of space, you know?
- What kind of curvature is this? It's straightening. That you stared at me like Aldebaran at the new gate?
- Oh, chief, but respected rams think big. The same can be done here. Oh, I'm bending Russia, oh my mother, I'm twisting it.
- I'll twist you! There are people here!

- Stop! I will not allow the children to be mocked! Make your own, in the beginning, and then scoff. So, everything is clear to me. Have you written down all your flat thoughts? Everyone! | Now tear it up! Break it and forget it! But remember, we will never create a surplus product in this way. So we will only have what we have!

- Oh, to rhyme! Here's another flat thought. Let's write it down too.

- What!? I'll fire you! I will send you to the Cabinet of Curiosities! No, in MVEV, begging for loans! The change is over.

- What are you ?! We have here, a temple of science, not a furniture factory!

- This is their miracle. The Chinese make substandard goods on purpose. And since we don't do anything, we have to buy them. It is called “fast turnover”.

- Tsuryup, dear! Well, tell us about your miracle!
- Oh, yah-yah, my name is Ain.
- And me Zwei. We support the holding.
- Order, the whole economy rests on us.
- I don't understand anything, but where is Dry?
- Oh, if Dry comes, the American Ain jusival caput system comes into effect.
- Colleague, I think they are mocking us. Dear auf wiedersehen, Ain, Zwei.

- Ok, our system is as simple as my song. It is based on the revolver of the Colt system.
- Allow me, what place in your system does a person occupy?
- Sorry, the man is here. The entire Colt system works for it.
- Here's the capitalist, damned. And if I disagree!?
- Hmm, good question. For dissenters we have a special place (cemetery), pleas
- Wait a second, dear, what's the miracle?
- Just moment lady and jentelmen, the miracle is that the revolver is not our man. Our man controls the revolver. We have achieved that others work for us.
- Who?
- Yes, anyone, that's for example you.
- Me? Yes, I'm not for any money...
- That's right not for what, but for our money. Here's a hundred dollars, wipe off the board.
- X6
- Colleague, hold on.
- ... Schas, found a fool!
- We agree!
- Well, I found it. Not you, so others. One, two, three... beautiful, 150 million.
- Good Bay, America!

- This is not the people, colleague, in this case, this is a visual aid. I just want to remind you and everyone else that at the last lecture we put ourselves and everyone, in the hall, above the state. This is done in all civilized countries where the interests of the state are subordinated to the interests of man.

- Oh, Chief, what is it?
- It's a bullet, colleague. Where did you get it?
- Yes I have them in bulk in my stomach. You want to give it to you.
- Thanks, colleague, I think I have enough of my own... Well, that's it, colleague.
- Oh, chief, how are we going to now...
- And we won't now, colleague.
- Why isn't that? What about my bun, movies, dates? I don't want to, Chief.
- And it will. But, colleague, you can be proud that you suffered for idei.
- Sorry, but what was the "ideya"?
- Ideya, a colleague, was as follows: on our bitter experience to show everyone what we are not looking for there! For example, our leading economists are looking for ways out of the crisis. But for some reason, it's not there all the time. Neither there. And there is only one way, but not this one. We'll always have time here.
- Hi, you look good.
- She's a famous actress.
- Don't be distracted, colleague. Before looking for a way out, it is necessary to thoroughly study the situation.
- With arrival, my children. Go out.
- Oh no, Grandpa, no. We're down. Down to the first floor.
- Don't linger. We will be glad to see you.
- Later, dear. Later! We have a lecture now!

- And how many cartridges should there be in the Mauser to finally be heard?