Character: Grandpa. Page 1
It's just a moment, Eddie! You can put it in your pocket, but it will fall off the pollen and die. You may catch him in his homemade nylon net, but it won't be yours and so will soon die, in obedience to its ephemeral nature.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:13
Crying leads to nothing, it is not good. Fallen tears as the hot water rained on her body. Better to pray for her!
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 19:38
Money is not thrown away - they are too hard to earn.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 19:37
Love - is primarily attention and care.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 15:14
- What are your ghosts like?
They're on the wrong side of my eyelids.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:33
I'm all ready to give up, but to live without violence. World. That's all I want for them. Not money and not even love. It is still possible. Now that I know, and so I have so much happiness. They need to start with a clean slate.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:01
What can I do to forgive me?
- Well, someone might tell you to buy forgiveness with gifts and flattery. But I think that it is better for you to go to him, to apologize and calmly explain what happened and say that you didn't want to hurt his feelings.
- What if it fails?
- Then play ball with him with gifts and flattery. See, nothing complicated.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 12:11
People without traditions is like a wind in the grass. Who will save our dreams?
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 20:36
Not open rotok on another's Medoc.
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 21:20
- Aah! I'm blind!
- Grandpa, the the lights went out.
Oh, the lights went out and I'm blind!
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 12:12
- Maybe someone will tell a funny story that is appropriate for lunch?
- This dinner will only fit a sad story...
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:31
- Where are you going, babycakes?
- Do not bother me, grandfather!
The chicken plucked!
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:14
- What are you doing?
- Waiting to die.
2 Season 7 Series
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 08:04
Again if you mess up, ' said Grandpa, chewing sausage, I'll stop the car, and you will come out of it with a foot in the ass. It will be my leg. It will be your ass. You understand this thing?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:26
I'm not a bad person. I'm a good person who happens to live in a bad time.
Quote Explanation: this refers to military time
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 11:01