Character: Grandma. Page 2

One stupid logger
You know that? -
Wanted to own a sheepskin coat
To do without the tailor!
He put his axe
Away on a shelf.
And can not still
Vdet thread in the needle.
PA-PA-PA-PA-he put his axe
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, far on the shelf
And cannot still,
And can not still
Thread, thread, thread to wear needle.

My beauty, but you're so skinny, as a remnant after bath day!

If the girl is cute, then you'll be happy for three years, if it will be a great chef then you will be together for thirty years, and if she is smart then you will have three generations of happiness.

Grandma turns away and mutters that she'd better to be deaf than to hear that. What my grandfather always says:
- My soul, you're already deaf.

- Why would you kill dad?!
There are different women, Augustine. As different eras, different generations. Your father... your father didn't have any problems... All I wanted all the fancy. He just started his career, and he dreamed of a great fortune which you never dreamed of. He was elegant. He always treated me with gentleness and with respect. A real gentleman. But I couldn't stand it. Do you know how hard it is to live with a man you don't love and which also have nothing to reproach? And it is impossible to get off!

Strange thing about love - said once Sofia. - The more you love someone, the less he thinks of you.
- It is, - agreed grandmother. - And what then?
- Love more - hotly replied Sophia. - And worse and worse.

- Go Barsik Pat. BA-arsik! BA-arsik! Want to eat? Huh? BA-arsik!
- Barsik, answer her already.
- Igor?

- What did he say?
- Nothing, nothing, he said nothing.
- No. I said that maybe I'm gay or bisexual.
- Oh, Mama MIA! As you scared! And I thought you didn't like my tiramisu!

Forgive me, Lord, for all my sins. I always did what I thought was right, and if I were wrong, believe me, please, I thought I was doing the right thing.

Become stronger from losses to SAG even if it is unfair to be ashamed of the desire to escape, to overcome a weak character - so be real men.

You know, sometimes when something bad happens, people lose their footing, but in the end again come to life.

Panarisi head Finn, who saved grandma from the monster force, says:
- I couldn't. I could not resist, defeated by his power. I am not worthy to do good.
- What are you! says grandmother - you were born for good deeds, a hero, just like I was born to old age. It is not necessary to deny his true nature.

Jealousy in a man should be. But it should not be seen as salt in the tasty food. Yes and from women, much depends - often jealousy causes a lack of openness in the relationship.

- Where the mother, to go to? - inquired Martha.
- And you cares? Let the cricket stick to its hearth. Potapitch, your own baggage. We go back to Moscow! I fifteen thousand roubles have fooled away!