Character: Grandma. Page 3

The man is truly old only when the earth does not remain people who knew him young.

If nothing matters, then there is nothing to save.

- Nobody is interested in your dirty jokes, ' said the grandmother, having decided, apparently, that to make me laugh she was fun talking, pointing out the window: - Look, Sasha, a little Sparrow flew! Poop and ass wiped. - The grandmother burst into laughter.
- Switchblade - approved grandpa. - What is Sparrow in eleven of the night?

- Where are you going, babycakes?
- Do not bother me, grandfather!
The chicken plucked!

- I am very, very rich!
Don't worry, it will pass!

Babineck, please, let me have a birthday, please! Native babineck, I got good grades, all the lessons are going to do not going under the bed to climb, just let me birthday!
Get off your knees. Never stoop.

Perhaps love is if someone who sees everything and remembers everything, helps us to find ourselves, but becoming a little bit better than it was than dare to dream...

That kind of love... punishment worse...

Strong will never love: such as goats, only come together now and begin to butt heads!

Time will pass and life will show that everything was for the best.

This world was for me boring. I always watched it with indifference. Warm summer days, cold winter, spring ends, autumn comes. The change of seasons repeats every year. Like a pinwheel that continues to spin in the wind, the time passed. For me this world was unchanged. I was never angry, and my heart never beat in delight. Immortal days passed before my eyes. I was not happy with this world. Until I met her...

Honey, you don't let go of that pain: you have a grave in the middle of the house.

Fleas! I medications for fifty rubles to buy, and she brings fleas! Give her fleas were jumping on the body to the death.

- You had a lover before you met grandpa?
My question is, it seems, did not surprise her. She calmly responds, ceasing not to knit:
- Your grandfather was the only man in my life. I married him, because otherwise it could not be. But I've learned to love it. Remember, as they say in one movie: the women with no education have two options in life - either marriage or prostitution, which are in fact one and the same, isn't it? I never slept with another man to your grandfather, if that's what you mean.
- If you had to begin all over again, what would you do?
- Then I would have slept with all the men of the world, dear, ' she replied, smiling.