Character: Peter. Page 1



- Tell me about your father. What did he do?
- He was a toll road.
Really?
He was very sociable. He loved his work. Every evening he came home and laughed at the queue length in front of him. Because he loved to chat with everyone who passed through his entry. Oh. How about you? Where is your father?
Well.... I have no idea.
- When did you see him last?
- In 1977.
Wow. Oh.
Yes. I went to my room and said, "Petey, I have an important assignment for you. I need you to Wake me up at 5:30 tomorrow morning." I was in ecstasy because he never asked me anything. I wasn't sure existed for him. Well... It was an event. I was so excited. I set the alarm clock. I could barely sleep. I just watched him all night. When it went off at 5:30, I snuck into his room, gently woke him up. He smiled at me. The first time I saw him smile. But he had his bags Packed by the front door; he picked them up, put them in the trunk of a car... and drove away. The last time I saw him.
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- Where are you from?
- Los Angeles.
- Is that where you go?
Yeah.
- You can take us with you?
- No, but there's an organization called child protective services.
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- I'm Alex. This Is Patrick.
Great. Alex. Mommy gave you a boy's name.
- What do you mean?
Boys, too, called Alex. So your mom kind of screwed.
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- Why your father's ashes in a jar from a coffee can, Ethan?
Because he died, Peter.
I know. I know that part.
- You did not listen?
I'm just saying, normal people put remains in an urn. It is hermetically sealed. You it was opened, when poured coffee. You poured your father's remains and closed it. That it has not sealed.
Is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
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Theodore. I like it. Remember the article I told you about - naming children after famous people? I don't want Teddy to think he was not held, because he will not be on mount Rushmore. Wow, Arthur. Oh, it wasn't easy, because it's mythology, round table and all that. Children's a teaser, remember her game name? "Arthur, Arthur, fucked all our chickens". Moving on to Casey. This is a number of names: Casey, Jordan, Dylan, drew, Taylor, Tyler and probably mostly Skylar... all names that can be girls names. Why don't we just call him Cindy?
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During gym class, Alex Finster, knowing that Peter is in the radius of audibility, said that he had heard, it was alleged the Gypsies, ***anye Gypsy cannibals, for which she was chicken to taste.
Actually, human meat is more like bacon, ' said Peter.
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Hang in there, everything sooner or later ends, and if you can do it, then rejoice that all behind.
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The man was always strong in hindsight.
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- You can fool dad, police, anyone who will agree to listen to you, he said. But you can't fool the one who himself is lying.
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- I was forced to write that ending. It seems that people need to get JAX and Paolo was happy in Hollywood.
- And I liked it.
- How can like that ending? He artificial.
He's a much better real.
- That's for sure, I don't think the jacks arrive in Argentina with a bout of diarrhoea would have had the same effect.
Quote Explanation: Peter wrote the script about his friends and him made the film, but the real finale was replaced by a snotty movie.
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Problems in life are not the ones in the movies.
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Reality breaks the dream.
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Freedom started the hanky-panky.
- Already? You've only two weeks of Dating. Who he picked up?
Me. I just found out that he was married.
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You know how the torpedo works?
- I want, it goes off, I run, and you pray.
2 Season 21 Series
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The world is completely different when no one is in it.
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