TV series: 2.5 / Two and a half men (Two and a Half Men). Page 1

God! You gave me a lot of money so that I don't know where to put them, a lovely house and a surprisingly resilient liver. You give me the full measure, and I have a favor to ask. Of all the gifts that you sent me, nothing says more of Your glory than Chelsea's heavenly Breasts. Don't know why you won't give her another and a strong spine, but who am I to doubt you, Lord! You probably know that she wants to interfere with your excellent work and I hope you will convince her to return to the right path - to physicality. Amen!
Oh, one more thing, I'm sorry that we haven't talked, but I'm having a crisis of faith after last year's super bowl. But that was then, I gained the NBA finals. By the way, I like what you did with Kobe!

- Uncle Charlie is a genius!
In a sense, Yes. One thing to be smart, the other pretty.

- Unfortunate! I feel sorry for him.
- Like a dog who sticks his face in a spinning fan.

We - people close to your brother. So his success is our success. His home - our home. And most importantly: when he's drunk, his car is my car.

You can heap the manure in sugar, but it won't be a donut!

- I wanted to ask: if a woman cries after sex, what does it mean?
- From my experience means that the prison date was over!

Bertha, as you washed my underwear?
- As well as everyone else in this house with a song on his lips and with love in your heart!

Someone who likes salt, some pepper. Someone salt, and pepper. I love women!

- Took Myra to the airport?
Yes. And know I will never see her again. I've been so episode. Maybe this is the karma that everyone is talking about.
- Maybe...
- You know the feeling when someone disappears from your life and understand you without it sucks!
- You know...
I don't like it!

... Yeah, my brother is forgiven - someone shakes hands with someone waving. And my brother pokes her tongue mouth! Think!

- Did you hear, Bertha? Charlie appeared principles!
- It's a miracle!
- A Christmas miracle!

Christmas picture: when this guy has sex, even angels have a hard-on!

- Beauty, sexuality, cooking, Laundry!
- Marriage, routine, maintenance, demise!

- Look, love!
- Like a dog chasing cars: it won't, and even if you catch up, you will not be able to manage.
But it is more likely than you.