TV series: Desperate Housewives (Desperate Housewives). Page 18

- Why are all rich people assholes?
- Because all the beautiful females!

- You seem remarkably calm.
- Oh! No, no! I'm desperate! But that is in the shower. Where the ink is not flowing!

And the Oscar goes to... No! Not you!

Well, you know what they say: "the longer you wait, the more ass!"
(Don't wave on hand. You know the saying: "the more you wait, the more ass.")

Your son will hate you!
- I quite love him enough to let him.

- You don't love to run?
- Depends on whom!

- I'm stronger than you, I never complain.
- Not when you give birth... And you give birth all the time!

And why I can't give you father?
To his reproach.
- Oh, that's right.

- Pictures should be decent and say "these people will be wonderful parents."
- What?
- And you're Topless.
- Come on, your hands all the indecent covered.
- Hands is that? One that holds a glass of tequila, or is that a Cuban cigar?

I'm selfish, egocentristic, and my husband is so selfish that not even notice my selfishness! Well, some of us parents?

It is to want, and there's a reason.

For the sake of those who are dear to me, I can move mountains.

In the end, even the most bitter enemies can unite for a common goal.

All our life - game, the theater of war.