TV series: Horse Bodzek (BoJack Horseman)

I remember everything, now I'm sober.

- I've had enough of these sexy heroic strokes. Sex is cool, but an emotional connection - at zero.
- I have the same with Yollandi. There was no connection, but the lack of sex was super! The best in the world!

Pretend that you're happy, and one day you will forget that you pretend to be.

Did you cut yourself? Nothing, I know what to do. Need alcohol, ice, a squeeze of lemon... And you'll forget long cut!

You know what I do when I have a very bad, horrible day? Imagine my maternal great-granddaughter in the future, which tells me the class. She's smart and funny, telling people about me and what happened in the end. And when I think about it... I think everything will work out.

Do the world a favor and pull into the oncoming lane... you're not worthy, only the great die young.

She's smart, she'll understand... But until she thinks that someone will love her the way she is, then why take it?

The problem of life that you either know what you want and not get it. Or get whatever you want, but don't know what you really want.

We are not doomed. In fact, by and large, we are only little grains of sand, which one day will forget.

I'm envious of his stupidity, because he doesn't understand how unhappy.

I don't love you you don't love me. We are two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less... Maybe people will stay?

Life is a series of closing doors.