Character: Horse Bodzek



- BoJack, I'm sure you'll agree that the U.S. military is heroes!
- I disagree. Maybe some military and heroes, but not all. Many military men are morons, many people are morons in their own right. If you give a moron a gun and allow people to be killed, it doesn't make a moron a hero.
- BoJack, Im sure youll agree that the U.S. military is...
№ 418134   Added MegaMozg 30-04-2021 / 14:30
In the nineties I starred in the very famous TV series "Neighing with a Horse". Get some applause. And one time a fan asked me: “Hey, do you remember the episode where the Horse cheers Ethan after he found out that his first love invited him to dance, just because he lost a bet to his friends. In all the shots with the Horse, there is a paper cup with coffee on the tabletops, but in the shots with Ethan the cup is no longer there. What, with this scene, the scriptwriter wanted to show an example of the fluctuating subjectivity of memory, how two people can see the same situation in completely different ways? " And I didn't have the heart to tell him: "No, someone from the film crew forgot their coffee in the frame, that's all." Instead, I said yes. And maybe everything is like with that coffee, maybe we are stupid, since we are trying to give importance to every little thing? Maybe when someone says, "I see you," it only means "I see you."
Quote Explanation: From BoJack's speech at his mother's funeral.
In the nineties I starred in the very famous TV series...
№ 417914   Added MegaMozg 27-04-2021 / 09:57
As a child, you convince yourself that one noble act is enough. And even if your parents let you down again, and again, and again, and again, at any moment they can surprise you with something wonderful. I was waiting for proof that even though my mother was strict, deep down she loved me and wanted me to know that I had made her life a little brighter. Even now, I'm still waiting...
Quote Explanation: From BoJack's speech at his mother's funeral.
№ 417912   Added MegaMozg 27-04-2021 / 09:51
As a teenager, I was doing a comedy number on a talent show at school, and there was one jacket I wanted to wear to look like Albert Brooks. I saved for many months for it, but when I collected the amount, I went to the store, and the jacket was no longer there. It was bought in front of me. I came home and told my mom everything. She said, "It's going to be a lesson for you. That's what happens when you want something." She knew how to give life lessons, which boiled down to the fact that I was to blame for everything.
But then on the day of the performance, she prepared a surprise for me. She bought that jacket. Even though she didn't know how to say it, I understood it meant she loved me. Here's a good story about my mother. Albeit fictional, but good, right?... I stole it from the TV series "Mod" from the episode where the heroine talks about her father.
When I watched it, I thought, "This is the story I want to tell when my parents die." But I don't have those stories. I learned all the good things from the TV, and there spoiled people constantly prove their love with all sorts of noble deeds. And I think part of me still believes that this is love. But in real life, one action is not enough. You need to be consistent, do good all the time. You can't break wood and then swim to the end of the world and save a friend or solve a mystery and go back to Kansas. You have to be good every day, and it's very hard.
Quote Explanation: From BoJack's speech at his mother's funeral.
№ 417911   Added MegaMozg 27-04-2021 / 09:48
- I'm running from nothing. I'm afraid of emptiness. People come up, get an autograph, take pictures of me. They think they know me, and I want to be who I seem, but I'm not. They see vanity in me and take it for kindness, but I know there is emptiness inside. No matter how I run, I can't hide from her.
Quote Explanation: BoJack plays dialogue on the audition for The Secretariat, where the protagonist is going through a similar emotional drama.
№ 417688   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2021 / 18:36
- I'm sorry you have such a hard life, but that doesn't give you the right to insult me. I don't need a person filled with anger and negativity.
- Then what are you doing here?
- What's up with BoJack?
- Same as always. You didn't know me, but you loved me. And now you know me.
- Funny... When you look at the world in rose-colored glasses, you do not notice the warning signs.
№ 417632   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2021 / 15:48
I just wanted to be your friend, and you treated me like I was a laughing stock. I thought I wasn't noticing? Why don't you like me?
- Mr. Tail...
- No, tell me!
- Because... I'm jealous.
- What?! Because of Diana?
- Nope. You could say everything. Everything is easy for you.
- And you don't? You're a millionaire, a movie star, your girlfriend loves you, you play in a dream movie. What else do you need?! What else has the universe not given you?
- I... I want to be proud of myself like you, but I don't know how, I don't know if I can. Sorry, Mr. Tail. I can't put into words how sorry I am.
№ 417517   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2021 / 10:00
“Dude, she made a choice. Look around: this is not your day, I get it! Just stop getting into other people's lives.
№ 417516   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2021 / 09:57
“… You know what's the worst? I knew it would be like this, but I still let myself go crazy.
Quote Explanation: Trying to forget Diana, BoJack again begins to date his ex-girlfriend, but eventually realizes that this is self-deception.
№ 417515   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2021 / 09:54
Do you know the misfortune of our people? Everyone wants to hear what they already believe! The truth is not interesting to anyone!
№ 403045   Added MegaMozg 28-08-2020 / 01:21
It's like a bad series that can get better, it has all the right elements, but together they don't work. And when the show was shut down, I was wildly upset, not because I liked it, but because it could have gotten better and now it won't. That's what the death of parents is...
№ 403044   Added MegaMozg 28-08-2020 / 01:18
- So before you completely dismiss the option of hospital...
Bocek for all my life, I have never had to cope with problems. Me nobody and nothing denied, so instead of trying to solve the problems I'll set up camp you have a little.
- Sarah Lynn, I hear you. And I think I know what you need. To strong responsible adult said to you:... Yes! Yes, of course, abide with me. It will be fun! Hey, everybody, the old gang is back together! The three Sirotenko, one, two, three...
Quote Explanation: Horse Bodzek offers Sarah Lynn to go to the hospital. Previously, they starred in a sitcom "Laughing horse", where Bodzek played the role of foster father of Sarah Lynn. At the end of the Horse sings the melody of the opening theme of the show.
№ 400539   Added MegaMozg 16-07-2020 / 00:15
- Listen to someone who also had shitty parents. Family sucks and you did the right thing, that left.
- The most stupid thing that even now I just want them to be proud of me. Isn't it stupid?
- Stupidly.
- No!
- Yes, stupid! You want them to be proud.
I was just hoping to achieve pregnantness.
Pregnanthot invented by Spielberg to sell movie tickets! It's like the love of my life and the Munich Olympics - they simply do not exist! Just. Live. On!
But every time I come here...
- So don't come here! I like Los Angeles - nobody cares who you are and where. A magical city where you can worry about stupid things like your pool, and what nuts to put in the salad.
- Like salad.
- That's fine! Think, why else would people go there?
Quote Explanation: Diana's complicated relationship with his horrible family.
№ 388975   Added MegaMozg 18-03-2020 / 19:47
I remember everything, now I'm sober.
6 Season 6 Series
№ 384309   Added MegaMozg 12-12-2019 / 18:32
- Hey, see these people?
Yes...
- These Dr.*chili now your very best friends in the world, without them you're nothing. Remember.
- The scene with the words "sladkus"!
Your family will never understand. Lovers throw, or try to change you, but the fans - be good to them and they will be kind to you.
- Shoot, the camera is ready.
- The most important thing is to give people what they want. Even if it kills you, even if it empties, so that empty has nothing. No matter what happens, no matter how painful, keep dancing, keep smiling. And give these people what they want.
Quote Explanation: Horse Bodzek and little Sarah Lynn starring in the sitcom "Neigh with Horse." Bocek gives Sarah Lynn the Board that negatively impacted the rest of her life.
1 Season 3 Series
№ 375874   Added MegaMozg 02-08-2019 / 23:15