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- I clicked!
- I answered - it's called teamwork...
And you don't think that I have to answer questions about engineering, I'm an engineer!
But then I have to answer questions in anthropology, I'm a mammal.

- Vadim. Drummer.
- Congratulations!
- No, I'm the drummer in the band!

If you think a woman can be a blacksmith, then why would the man not be pedicure? She forges, saws it is a great pair!

- So you train from a sanstantion?
- We florists moonlighted in his spare time.
And the FBI, and on Thursdays treat Teddy bears..

- You know how busy I am career.
- What career?
- I am a designer!
- You've done the office of his father, and now you're a designer? Well, yesterday I was at the zoo, now I'm a Koala bear!

My dad is a judge in civil cases. This is the most terrible lawyers. Even Lucy, our maid is terrified of him. And daddy is so good, he gets for fighting people $ 500 per hour, and he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.

- Agreed, but no accountants, no lawyers. I hate men with a boring job.
- And who was Ross? The trainer of the lions?

Well, what can you do if a girl with such a temper. Here's a claim now that he was going to a Sydney brothel to learn the profession of a whore - and it probably will not discouraged. Oh, dear monster Justin, a mere plague of Egypt.

No other profession except this, could so successfully fuse into a single whole all treasures of life while preserving inviolable the most delicate design of each separate joy. The danger, the risk, the power of nature, the light of a distant country, wonderful unknown, lighted by love, blooming date, and parting; the fascinating boiling meetings, persons, events; the immense variety of life, whereas high up in the sky the southern Cross, the bear, and all the continents in keen eyes, though your cabin is full pokidaya homeland, with its books, pictures, letters and dried flowers entwined by a silky lock of hair in a suede amulet on a solid chest.

I guess I became a doctor because from early childhood dreamed to help people. I never told this to anyone, remember I was seven and I found a baby bird that fell out of the nest. I picked it up, brought it home, built him a house, well, I could, of course, a nest of old boxes from under the Shoe... No, I became a doctor for the same four principles as the rest: women, money, power and women.

- And that, too, Thank the creatives? I thought he was a normal guy...
- Anya, how do you say: the words of the copywriter, producer, exactly the same as a pediatrician or a homeopath, irrelevant to human sexual orientation have not!

God! Why wasn't I born during the plague! Or at the foot of the volcano!? Why I grew up, got tall, grew up and became a teacher?!