England [Theme] Page 9

- Let me tell you, sir, 'said he,' in England, the invitation to tea, only uttered once cannot be taken literally. This is nothing more than a figure of speech. Anyway, that is to say "goodbye". Now, if the invitation has sounded twice, it would be, really, an invitation.

In England held steadily to the opinion that to make the sandwich appetizing, eye-catching, so that it could be nice to have, shameful, and so do foreigners.

- What do you call this your national the English game?
... The cricket? Self-deprecation?
- Oh Yes, I remember: parliamentary democracy.

In our country, cold feelings, love calculating and selfish we can't understand and perhaps don't even believe in the possibility of recklessly brave deeds which elsewhere gives rise to a strong passion.
The Spanish women love often acquires a depth and grandeur, never know and never experience peoples who have to this feeling is tainted by commercialism. These exalted natures of it often turns into true passion, selfless, unrestrained, deep, which absorbs all other feelings, fills the soul. Child dedication, attachment to the family home, moral, and social duty are retreating in front of her. Love triumphs over all.

English detectives - our best friends: thanks to their stupidity we are doing everything that you want. Each of them is way too precious to me.

Apparently, the old England is so overpopulated that the good weather is here at all is just not enough.

I'll stay until then, until you get tired. And as long as Britain needs me, I will never tire of.

I'm talking about England with the same envy which says the street kid, having a mother-slut with a broken nose, about a decent lady - the mother of your random other master.

Money in new York, brothels in Paris, but the ideals - ideals only in London.

At the zoo I often had the idea that monkeys or lions people need to look the same funny how animals seem to us. After all, from their point of view, we, too, are behind bars. We are so weird. But they have the advantage to stay at home and pay nothing for the pleasure to see us. So don't be fooled by the British zoo, called England. You came to observe and study the strange beings - but above all you having fun at the same time he the British lion.

A country where dogs don't bark, and children never cry.

I don't believe in England!
- And what do you think, a joke cartographers?

If you like to rip open the heart of an Englishman, you would have discovered in the midst of his piece trimmed lawn. At the first opportunity, the Englishman of any social class tends to sit under a tree or stretch out on the grass, or slowly and silently walk under the green oaks tent with a concentrated, slightly sad expression.
Paradise poms decorated the lawns. And these lawns roam the British righteous, Smoking their pipes and keeping their inseparable umbrellas.

England and America - two Nations separated by a common language.
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.