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Wildly to the village dead broke
In the light of the lamps, the faces seemed.
Fought and at full rip,
Went home to smash.
People have axes and pitchforks -
Dead drive into their graves.
But it wasn't strong enough -
Corpses do not kill!

Blind old magician by night roamed the woods.
At the cemetery, he poured a magic elixir.
And only said: well I'm old have done?
The corpses were alive the earth was torn,
Everywhere crawled wildly raged,
Throat flogged all around broke,
Tore his flesh.
It's not love,
Because there snakes were buried.
They all drank vodka,
Damned was.

- Dark in here.
It's a basement.
- I am afraid of this atmosphere: the look, feel, smell.
- The smell?
- Decay, isolation.
- We're dead, chase. Maybe it's from you.

- He's coming for you, to avenge, with a whole team dead.
- No, I do not believe. What did he say?

I heard that there is a gate full of dangerous creatures.
- Yes, these walking dead really terrible.
- What horror! I was referring to rats and snakes.

They forgot about our anniversary!
- We meet a week.
- How very convenient. You always had excuses! SMS my you keep ignoring. Think of it, the phone had not. How to wash the dishes, so headache, how to have sex, so at least with a bullet wound! Here's my girlfriend's boyfriend - Mat does not swear, does not smoke, does not drink, is always there, even behind a computer is not sitting.
Maybe because he's a walking corpse?
- All have their drawbacks.

- They feel the pain, he flinched when I stabbed him. You can go too far, Browning.
Bo is not a newcomer. Let's get it together.
- No, please don't do this. I need more time to study it. To save the human race, the essence?
That's what we're doing, Doc. Show the world what need to fear.
- Are you going to stand there, Doc, shoot, or roast.
- About five we begin. And you'll stand there and not utter a word.
- He is a person. Zombie - Yes, but a person.

- I'll shoot you, slit her throat, we buried you.
And yet, here I am.
- Why are you still alive?
I eat human brains, and that makes me...
- A cannibal?
- Technically, probably Yes. But, that's not the word I was looking for. I eat human brains, I am invincible and so I...
Is a serial killer?
- Again, technically. And, you know, to hell. I'm here, I'm a zombie. Get used to it.
- Okay, you're a zombie, and I'm Santa Claus, and if you let me go, I'll make you a gift that you never dreamed of.
Bad news, Stace, my little elves have already found the sleigh and all the presents.

- I'm sorry. You must be scared.
- Watching my girlfriend is a zombie talking to a Ghost? The usual Tuesday.

You can't kill what's already dead.

So, look, I've dated a guy-a zombie and all the time in different brains: I was a pathological liar, and he's a hypochondriac, he was gay, and I'm a nymphomaniac. So, how about to share a meal?

Zombie party zombie-haters - awesome risk you can imagine.

Harrison was going to leave me, didn't want to get me sick, or doomed to a life without sex. So, one night while he slept I took his hand and scratched himself. Better be a zombie than live without him.

- We talked at 09:00.
- Exactly nine.
- You're on time, if came earlier. If you come on time you're late.
- Just to be clear, until you find a new not soldiers ' brains, you will like this?
- Depends on the brain.
For example, if there is a trained guide will always stay the same.
- Come on, maybe we can find and slap someone normal.