Singer: The king and the Clown



No king can afford this. Only the Jester can afford it.
№ 456147   Added MegaMozg 24-08-2023 / 15:24
I only dream about food...
№ 447963   Added Viker 29-12-2022 / 09:40
Somehow someone on the market came
To the first shop came up:
"Hey, the seller, come on do something!
How to choose clothes for me in the shop your
By nature I'm evil, my desire - power,
In me the hot blood in me a fierce passion.
I want seeing the appearance of my
All I passed it by,
To understand
Who am I in the shower is."
№ 387588   Added MegaMozg 27-02-2020 / 00:52
The merchant understood not
What would it offer that?
"I would not want you, man, hurt,
But someone like you, Yes it would be better not to see
I think I know what you will do,
Your hot character everyone will understand".
And the old chest he opened
Took the cap and said
"In due time Charles wore".
№ 387587   Added MegaMozg 27-02-2020 / 00:50
"What we need" - the villain smiled,
New cap very admired,
He walked home, imagining and proud,
In front of the mirror in the bedroom tonight he was cool
But when he took off the hat, he's in trouble -
Together with the hat and withdrew his head.
№ 387586   Added MegaMozg 27-02-2020 / 00:48
My finest hour, my best chance!


The king and ШутTODDсаркастичные citations
Quote Explanation: "TODD" — a rock musical (Zong-Opera horror) punk-rock group "King and Jester". The basis is a play by Christopher bond, which in turn is a transcription of urban legends about a serial killer Sweeney Todd.
№ 387573   Added MegaMozg 26-02-2020 / 14:06
Hey, dolls! Run!
Eat me! Here I am!
№ 339174   Added MegaMozg 20-08-2018 / 07:05
Court actor
Clever and cunning.
I'm here for a long time.
Through and through I see you!
№ 339173   Added MegaMozg 20-08-2018 / 07:04
From the head, the wind tore my hood
I wanted love, but it was not so,
I know, nothing in life is not to return
And now I have only one way...
Run, jump off a cliff,
Here I was and here I was gone,
And when it suddenly, you know,
Then you will understand who you've lost.
№ 339170   Added MegaMozg 20-08-2018 / 06:03
I'm not timid, all me on the shoulder,
I'm strong and clever wind will teach.
№ 339169   Added MegaMozg 20-08-2018 / 06:02
We burned, we're in the water drowning,
survived every time
not swords, not knives, not bullets
couldn't ruin us.
Pray, man, for God
hurry to sail away helped you
and that saved your skin
that day when you see us!
№ 333236   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2018 / 14:27
The Portuguese hang us pilalis,
but to kill us failed,
we swayed and laughed
cool time spent.
And although English I am a pirate
the ships of Britain not happy
the core hit me in the stomach
he lived with a hole for about a year.
№ 333235   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2018 / 14:26
In French we visited the earth,
steel whosale us
four days killed me
ten, or nine times.
When the Spaniards took prisoner,
executed near the castle walls,
then, in the ravine among the rocks
your skull in the bushes I was looking for, I was looking for...
№ 333234   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2018 / 14:25