zombies [Theme] Page 4

- I will not allow it! What if in the history of the zombie wars, I'm the one person who had something to say, and I sat idly by?
- Be an optimist. History of the zombie war is likely to record a zombie and you expose a hero.

We must always respect women. You never know which one will bite you.

- Hardik, why he is not dead?
Because he's already dead.
- While their wet?
I do not know. Aim for the heart!
- No effect.
- Then aim for the balls.
- They have all the members do not work. And eggs too bent.

Please, don't shoot.
What? It's just a zombie.
- Maybe now she's a zombie. But until yesterday she was a baby.

My this cute. Love you here is the Spitfire. Bunny, you wanna get that fat.
- And why was I always fat? I want the pretty one!
Shut up. You're not on a date... why are they all coming at me?!
Because you never respected girls. And now they'll take you out. The way of karma.

- What do we know about zombies?
- What do we know, what we have learned. Okay. We know nothing, and have learned the same crap. Yes.
Exactly. All we know is that they are always hungry, and we are their food!
And they slowly go. I can't run.
- Yes, exactly.
- Yes, and we are the Champions-athletes.

- If they bite, we too such will be?
- Cool. But check it will not.

I know who they are.
- Who? Evil dead?
- They are zombies.
- Zombie? But.. here in India there are only Gods and ghosts. Where is zombies?
- Globalization!

While hawala people, yet require mass, the pump pumps from the bodies of the soul - for hours.
The motor that turns the incorruptible spirit in the bucks. The machine is running, zombies require meat.

Unconsciously imitating a zombie, dragged herself to the bathroom. Washed, cleaned 32 (actually 28, but this stuff), simultaneously noting that hangovers were not there. Closely examined the hair and concluded that yesterday's styling didn't suffer much, so that the head can not be washed.

But I think we do not even notice and not find out. By the time we die, and our corpses will go to feed from the living.

- Obviously, these zombies on drugs, so so worn, but some of them got to the viagra.
I didn't even think that was possible.
Boy, it's official, now we've seen everything.

The dream of mankind, has already lasted many thousands of years and yet he any end or edge. One thing that will break it in a certain appointed hour and day. People get used to living in a dream take root here. So the circus rooster taught to dance to the music, placing it regularly on a heated pan, accompanied by the same motive. Later the poor bird, having heard the first familiar sounds begins to nervously ride around the arena without any pans. And the audience applauds cock for imaginary intelligence.

If the person does not want to be managed by puppet or a biorobot, it needs to develop.