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- The main problem of Batman? Bad-tempered. The main problem with Superman? Batman and his bad temper.
(The hardest to be Batman? Defiance. The hardest thing to be Superman... the fact that Batman's defiant behavior.)

On Earth there is only one villain more popular than the Joker. And his name is the Devil.

It is very intoxicating role. I think the Joker lives between two worlds - reality and illusions. I get to break the rules, change yourself and all around in a most unusual way.

I probably don't need to go into this, but... Joker's cruelty is a Symphony. He gets real pleasure from violence and manipulate people. It's his song and he knows what notes you need to take to make people cringe.

Among my comrades, the majority reads only the comics, but I prefer novels. Deeper they depict the real world, tearing off his outer shell and revealing the inner essence of things.

- Are they arguing over comic books?
Well, it can't be...
- And maybe "Thor's hammer" is a new shade of nail Polish?

E: Well, here in the hammer written - "Whoever's holding this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."
B: Who decides who is worthy? Hammer, or what, decides?!
P: Yes!
A: No!
...
E: he can solve, he's the hammer?!
P: You said that it's a magic hammer!
A: Yes, but he is not able to make decisions.
P: the Magic Harry Potter's wand can make decisions, but can't Thor's hammer?!
E: How do you talk to if you compare a magic wand with hammers!

Comics are like Boobs. They look great on the computer but would be better if I held them in my hands.

I loved to read comics when I was a kid. It was a rescue. They are full of adrenaline, is an escape - an escape from school, from family, from everything.

Manga is what I read, watch and feel.

Manga - the pinnacle of Japanese culture. Pure art. Of course, if you track the history of Japanese manga to its source, we come to American comics. But she is so evolved that long ago surpassed the original.

I bought the chalk from cockroaches.
- Did it help?
- Well, Yes, there in the corner - a draw! =)

Raj: you Know, whoever was the bravest character in the marvel universe? Whoever does the waxing in the bikini area female Hulk!
Howard: No, if anyone's brave, it's Mexican gardener, an illegal alien working for Captain America...
Leonard: But he's not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after the thing.
Sheldon: As always, you are all wrong... The bravest character in the marvel universe is the doctor who checks the prostate Wolverines.
Howard: Well, then it's the guy Wolverine checks the prostate.

- You collect comic books? Funny.
- Funny? This is a hobby for real men... with a little Hello...