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- You want to sell Le Plessis-Belier? The house where you were born, the family castle?
Old, cluttered pile of rocks.
- The place where you spent your childhood, where we first kissed. You can not sell the child, Philip.

- Thanks to an Egyptian drawing, this young girl has not slept for forty years!
- Yes, she's only sixteen!

- I don't know, it looks like the home of a woman whose cats and will die alone.
But not in this house, she had nothing to pay for it. If no one buys the house next week, the Bank will take away for the debts of the former husband.
Maybe she will leave television?
Hey! Maybe you want something - coffee, tea or cyanide?

Talent cannot be bought or lose - it can only sell or to exchange.

I put my humanity on sale... and sold it.

Whenever I sell people,
They do not need to build faces.


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- Cool earrings she made?
- Yes, they are part of my collection.
- They are sold? Because I would have gladly bought my mom and sister.
- Yes, sold, even as sold. Two pairs would be... two hundred dollars.
Is that it? I thought it would be at least a thousand.
Really? In this case: thank you and... damn!

What a thoughtful saleswoman - old weighed five kilograms of potatoes so that the bear was not hard.

- Oh, well, cross. Gold plated?
- Yes you that, real silver!
- Sell! Want a hundred zillion?
- Ah, the old kerenki...
- What, are valid. That seal, the Minister of Finance, the adjutant Popandopulo from Odessa. On you a hundred zillion. Take a mustache, I'll draw!

Wow, what have we here? Looks nice, just like Christmas. What is it, candy? Cigar?
Is swabs Flash.
What?! Phew!
Designer tampons.
- And why should they?!
A woman wants to be beautiful not only outside.
- I can't sell what you don't understand.

- Punch, please. [Puts a few bottles of alcohol]
Eighteen is?
- Yes.
- Do you have documents?
No.
- To prove otherwise can you?
No.
- Then come the fuck out of here!
- And you can prove that I was not eighteen years?
Hmm, in short, pay up and get out of here!

In the world today are sold very well all that you can eat and drink. Because now I eat everything.

So frustrating to be sold...

If you are buying something that you don't need, soon you will sell what you need.