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How disgusting this your jellied fish!
№ 9639   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 01:24
Don't waste time thinking about how delicious cheese and wine, because they are actually mediocre. But the caviar and the vodka... here's what really wonderful.
№ 9492   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 01:17
- Hit. Duck. With apples. She seems well fried.
- She seems more sauce and the road was soaked.
- Yes? How sweet of her. So, asking for a table!
№ 9407   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 01:13
- Have you ever had dinner with a guy for food?
Well... I was hoping it will appeal to me on a full stomach.
5 Season 13 Series
№ 7697   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:50
- New order: two season, instead of flies ant, one music, goo not to put, gangrene cranberry, cancer on the mountain and two specials, no heartburn. Something not clear?
Two ant fly, pea shelling, cancer and gangrene, slime separately, okay.
№ 7647   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:47
I think you want to become a Peking duck!
№ 7434   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:37
- Mom makes me eat plenty of vegetables, especially broccoli.
I eat mainly sweets and never get sick... Listen, once a person gets sick, he starts to eat vegetables. So the only way is not to eat them!!
№ 7397   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:35
Why you need to eat cabbage if you have potatoes?
№ 7301   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:31
Fyodor! Game!
№ 6954   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:12
Everything beautiful must be edible!
№ 6773   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:04
Coffee Shama Gebel tasted like molten lead, but had one advantage: you have experienced the incomparable feeling of relief when I finally drank the Cup to the bottom.
№ 6399   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:47
- Why ketchup is almost the same as a rat? - surprised Angua.
- You ever tried rat without ketchup? - answered with a question carrot.
№ 6241   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:39
- Pride is, of course, great - he explained - but the sausage is sausage.
№ 6229   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:39
Non ut edam vivo, sed ut featured edo.
I eat to live. And some live to eat.
(Some people live to eat, while I eat to live.)
№ 5975   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:26
I remember one of the cakes I did, I spent the entire night laughing.
2 Season 9 Series
№ 5569   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:07