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Some gross parody of my wedding... the same people, only in black...

Just remember, you're already dead. No funeral - a mere formality.

Death is a mystery, a funeral, a sacrament.

At the wedding Dante sang Jennifer Lopez, Sean Penn said it, and now we can afford only these morons. Tell those musicians, if again at the funeral of my son will hear the repertoire of Katy Perry, their funeral will be the following.

- "Rest in peace". "Deepest condolences." "Talk about me with God."
- You have not sent our best bouquet of "Happy journey".

Your presence at the funeral.

- Sorry, buddy, but the funeral will have to cancel.
- What!?
- That is, the grave dug, and a dead man lies ready in the best form, though now in the light, but the funeral will not happen. It is so believe me.
- What's the matter? Little did I paid you?
- Oh, no! It's not about the money. For twenty dollars I can bury any. But then nothing happens.
- What is it? I want to bury him, you want to bury, I'm sure that he's dead for this proposal, consider that it passed unanimously!
- No, it's all true, you did nobly, like a true Christian.
- Well, that's what, mate! I'm a salesman - "Ladies ' corsets", I am your praise to anything, I don't eat. Walking on the street, a man suddenly falls dead to the ground. An hour crowded around him onlookers, and no one a finger does not hit. I did something that would make every normal person!
- Come on Henry, we have to go.
- Wait a bit, and the dead time to go, this product keep long in the sun is not necessary.
- Of course, but in our city there are people who do this in any case will not allow.
- Does not allow? What?
- Do not give to bury him, you know?
- In the cemetery you have? Is in your graveyard gathered such a polite society? There is no one except notorious murderers and drunks present.
But they were white in the light, and old Sam - Indian.
- I never thought that need to be something other than a corpse to the graveyard. Since it happened in your city?
- As soon as the city became civilized.

Oh-e, who bury them all it would be?

She returned from the funeral in a fucking horrible mood. Frankly speaking, such an event rarely leaves satisfied - if not enemies to bury.

Funeral rites - just a tool. The power to give rest to the lost souls need bones and funeral ceremonies.

... If only my feelings could have been buried.

Trombone: Mike, you and he make a fuss? Will give head and will play his own, burn it with fire!
Foreman: George, don't exhaust yourselves. You haven't stayed for that matter, why are you nervous again?
Tenant: how Much is to bury?
Brigadier: With honors?
Tenant: Yes.
Foreman: slowly?
Tenant: Yes.
Brigadier: five bucks on the face.
Tenant: And without the deceased?
Brigadier: three, though it is humiliating.

The person who has lost their loved one, is faced with an incredible sense of guilt.

I love the funeral. It's obvious. Live people insult, betray and maim each other. But at the funeral all the former troubles immediately fade. You remember all the good things you had with that person. Right?