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- This is my war, Eldar, ' he said hoarsely. - The elven king not to risk themselves for the sake of edayn.
- Maybe the elf king will decide what to do? icy voice asked Finrod.
Beren realized that sterzel, but back upsetting wasn't going. It is better to offend the king than to serve the cause of his death.

- Rather, king! snapped Beren.
- What did you say? - chingola whisper was heard as well as the words spoken in full voice.
I said "pretty", the Sovereign Thingol. You before no one is talking? I'm the first person you showered with undeserved insults? Or everyone else was too cowardly to resent? Want me put to death - penalty, I'm at your mercy, and you, in his own right. But stop trying to throw mud at me, I didn't deserve it! Here is the ring obtained by my father from Finrod Felagund after the battle in the Gorge of Sirion. I am the son of Barahir, the nephew of the ruler of Bregolas, the last in the family bear Old; ten years I fought with the Enemy on their land. I'm not a bastard, not a slave or a traitor, you spoke to me like that, and I'm ready to defend the honor of the House bear before anyone else, though he thrice a king.

Insulting me is fun and safe!

Please, please, please, really need it, fuck you! I need it. Please fuck you.

Hey, universe! I think your laws are extremely offensive! I unsubscribe fuck!

To be offended is a scheme in which the hype turns into loot. Well, or other bonuses. ALL! HYIP-Like-Loot! HYIP-Like-Loot! HYIP-Like-Loot!

Now everything is offended: gays, blacks, believers, feminists, representatives of ancient political professions. All insulted!

Held the female door - sexist.
Repostnul of memes extremist.
Made a prank terrorist.

- Well, Hello! My name is Mr. Freeman and I have a small mental penis.
- I'm black and white as pigeon shit because it is cheaper!
- I squeal like hysterical!
- I am captain obvious with tsp... ugh! ... with a Napoleon complex!
- I skam and divorce newbies!
- I'm a creep, verbiage and a movie for pseudo-intellectuals.
- I corrupt and cake!!

Calling a person a dog, perhaps you are insulting the dogs.

Hooligan face! Bandit! So the ground you're out! Pretty fashion took myself to kill living people!

- Mr. West! Glad you joined in and painted it monochrome society.
- I believe that when a person rises from the dead - I must attend.
Miss East informs me that You are expecting to meet General McGrath. I admit, I haven't seen him as long as their blacks.
- I understand, such a person is difficult to maintain a relationship with half of their friends.
- I think, my dear miss East will keep you from being a slave to your disappointment.
You know: cute women captivate us, and then cut the legs.

- Do you know Sextina Aquafina?
- Yeah, well... I mean I work with her.
- She's so cool! Her music makes me stronger! I feel capable of anything.
And it does not offend you? For example she says "I Pray to God that the fetus had a soul to hurt him, when they crushed him like a bug!"
- This is a joke. Is not it clear that this is a joke?
- Well, of course...
- I think she really wants to shoot your Bud?
- No, I understand.
- Abortion is terrible. The protesters on the street have to listen to the heartbeat and all that, but when joking, this is not so bad, you know?
Yes...

- My men say you killed him.
- Your men can suck...
- Did I mention that if I don't like the answers, I'll give you a second surgery? And my hands grow from assholes.