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Your the best gift I received ten minutes after birth.

- Hey, do you want any gift?
- He has something against the release?
No, I just suddenly wanted you something to give.
- I cannot accept the gift just.
- Is love not in itself a reason enough?
- Then I'd have every day you get to give gifts.

- I will give you my heart?
- Dear, too late... Now you have to give new lungs and a new liver, wrapped in gift packaging intact nervous system...

You should never give a woman what she can't wear it in the evenings.

A gift is not a gift if it is not given for free, and love is not love if it is given with conditions.

From the offerings and the gods become compliant.

Gift from the dastardly hands of the good do not wait.

A few packages of this cream was given to me by a girl from the beauty salon, which once inadvertently instead of the manicure gave me a blow job.

The man must give the woman kisses and diamonds

The essence of the game lies in the fact that by hanging a pinata above the door, throw her sticks and stones as long as it does not crack and does not "show" what gifts inside of her.
Death and gift all in one.

If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, the way to a woman's heart is not lying through expensive gifts and boutiques, well, not all heart for sure.

Understand, Eric? The important thing is not the price of the gift, and what you have in mind. For example, in my chair mom can spend the rest of my life. And your car is to drive it and cannot because of the view.

- You know, it sounds ridiculous, but many southerners don't believe in Santa Claus.
What? And who, in their opinion, gives gifts?
- Among the people the rumor is that mom and dad.
- This is ridiculous! And cookies out for Santa? Also parents eat?

- Why do people give each other something?
- To pay for the good. They have already made or about which they ask.