TV show: KVN. Page 3

- Do you like head?
- You know when you sit on the train and looking at the neighbouring train, you first do not understand your broken or neighbor... but with nukuhou the same.

- What is the name when you hear other people's voices in my head?... Ah, okay, thank you.

Friends, gathered here today are all evil: Dracula, Goblin, hobgoblin, uh... employee of the passport office!

I don't see how the country that defeated Napoleon and Hitler, you can not beat alcoholism...
- Expensive, so alcoholism is not attacked!

In Russia, like for no reason, and in spite of.

Very lucky people, every day is buying alcohol for a second before the end of the sale. Maybe all that luck and prevents him to achieve in life something more.

Petrov realized that too much flooded neighbors from below only when the grandmother from the bottom ceased to knock on the battery.

Very skinny boy can only turn on the fan.

- What kind of people are you? Nothing you can not charge! Here take an example from Seeds do.
- So he died!
- But don't drink.

- You have all the cartoons is not logical!
That is not logical? There is a normal cartoon. Acting characters - an elephant, a boa constrictor, a monkey, and a parrot.
- What is it called?
Thirty - eight parrots!

- Guys, I have one question for you. Who the hell is this?
- Vit, sorry, forgot to introduce. Is Eugene.
- Why does he have the shirt says "Igor"?
I just continue wearing things older brother.
- What brother?
For Sergei.

- San Sanych, well, calm down! Do not you watched the mafia movies? Mafia is immortal! If you cut off the head of the mafia, then in its place will be a new, even bigger and scarier!
Well, this type has exactly twice the head was cut off.

*The Gai officer fined the employee passport, and after a while he needed her services.*
Here's a list of documents which should be ready for tomorrow! These must be certified by a notary, notaries should not be repeated! This is to be filled in seventy-eight instances strictly in block letters, with errors, no receive, no errors, nobody brought!
- Well, ka...
And all I have dinner!
*Now imagine if she recognized him.*
- Hello! Here is you can not fill up, that's all a formality but I'll do it.
- So simple!
- Of course! Try to survive without a passport, dummy!

And you know what my grandfather was fun? When motorcycle riding, cradle to the grandmother unhooked. A grandmother is cunning through the woods cut off! Still lumped mushrooms!