TV show: KVN. Page 4

- Of course, many believe that in Tula there is nothing to do. In fact, in Tula, a bunch of interesting things!
- A lot! The word what suitable!

They say that to Tula with his samovar not travel... You'd think in Togliatti ride! When you do the last time you saw a man traveling with a samovar?

Discussed already to holes
All the problems of this world.
Less words and criticism
More business, guys!

Inexperienced knife thrower working day after seven to eight years.

Kenyan runner lost in the finishing tape, accidentally wins a competition in rhythmic gymnastics.

In fact, S. O. S. is a very broad concept, and for many holidaymakers it stands like this:
S. O. S.
Going to relax with the family.
Wife sent to bed.
Dark. Wearing sports.
Alcohol, lobsters, neighbor!
Sergei, let go, Sergey!
Light, stay Light!
Sergey, vacationers watch!
Dawn. Again, dawn.
The wife was offended, fled.
Sochi. Awesome trip!

- Mashenka! Well, open up, honey, So... who's the boss?
- Who is in the house - and the master!

- Masha, well, you like a little? You thirty five years!
- Thirty-six!
- What's today?
- Sixteenth.
- U e-e!..

- Who's there?
- One hundred grams!
I see there is all five.
- Come on, Zing, it's me, your husband, open the door.
- My husband was missing.
- Do not understand!
I morgue, every hospital phoned - he's gone! My husband has gone missing!
What am I supposed? Right here, in front of the door, on the rug to sleep?!
- And what do you care which side the door on a Mat to sleep?

- So, we hope you made your family?
Yes. Here is dad Andas, this Mama Aigul ' the mother of Hive is Isinda mom, this mom Haylor is mom Hayles is Visat mom, this mom Chilingar, it's mom Heizo, it's mom Wishmountain, it's MC hammer and this mother Visit.
- Great, Aigul! And why didn't you draw brothers and sisters?
- My handles are sick!..

It - Omsk, a city of unusual and even a little strange.
Pool we guessed to call the name of the person who drowned (Ermak). Interestingly, he stands on the street another man, who was drowned (Chapaev).
Our buses have Wi-Fi, but to use them no one.
Omsk - cultural city. Before you Love theatre Ermolayeva, better known as "the Polling station No. 16734".
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Omsk - a city river. The Irtysh river where it is located, originates in China. By the way, after the river named Omsk football club "Irtysh". It occupies the penultimate place in the second Russian division zone "East". It is understandable, because translated from Chinese Irtysh means "excavation".
And all these components have created the conditions for the emergence of such an unusual team of KVN, which even wanted to take back the aliens. But nothing came, and you were more fortunate.
Meet the team of KVN - Hawks!

- So! What is it!?
- Verse!
- What other verse?
- The verse is a verb, verse and sat down!

- So! What is it!?
- Verse!
- What other verse?
- The verse is a verb, verse and sat down!

- Guys, let's go to the Volga.
- Come you, lizonka. To W it three hundred miles...