TV show: KVN. Page 2

It would be the best year if it went the other way around.

It's easier to demolish a house than to make a light bulb burn!

Whom do you love more: mom or dad? This is the most difficult question for a child.

- What is "Alga"?
- "Alga" in Tatar means "forward".
And as Tartar will be "back"?
- In the Tatar language there is no word "back". If anything, we turn around and - "Alga!".

- Guys, everything will be fine! According to statements of NASA, us is already flying a huge asteroid...
But... Yes it is in Chelyabinsk, regular...

Odessa scientists geneticists crossed a cat with a lizard. Now it is not possible to permanently castrate...

- You're not home, not affectionate!
- And so I home?
So homely and affectionate. But now some are not reliable.

Straights, straights, you are too small,
Those who take fat hands...

When a cat meows, so he opened the door to the room, but not out. He didn't want to leave. He alludes to the room left of you.

Well, the Idol trash, check out the scale of the tragedy?

A psychoanalyst is a legalized method of drug trafficking.

Interesting observation: earlier somehow did not think that the words : the West, the Trap, the Zapadlo - all the same root...

Marriage is when your girlfriend gradually turned first to the commander, then commandant of the garrison, and ends with the head of the guardhouse.

The law of a Cat: are No closed doors. It's too quiet "meow!".