TV show: What happened next?

Shcherbakov*depicts the cry during sex*: Ahh!
Kostyushkin: What do you like pig-it is yelled?
Shcherbakov: who do you Tr*Hal?

Sobolev: Policeman us to "put down", has given a big jar of pear and vinaigrette.
Saburov: put Down specifically.

Oleg Miami: you're our last hope...
Shcherbakov: At me all hope. Are you Hu*Wai clothes.

Oleg Miami: My story will be about rest!
Shcherbakov: But not p*gorskim voice can be?
Tambi: And that "we can't afford, like sugar, when I want"
Oleg Miami: Apparently you can afford!
Leh *mimics*: Suck I mean such member of*n that you cannot afford...

Tambi - Oleg Miami: And do I understand correctly that you Oleg Miami, because you had a lot of Mexicans like in Miami?

Oleg Miami: Sin p*the gift of the bad singing.
Tambi: It's on the gravestone is?

Saburov: Oleg, hold on, hold on...
Oleg Miami: where to stay?
Saburov: Dolby*of bizm.
Shcherbakov: don't.

Oleg Miami: Well, you work together that you are member of*n from one another did not try?
Shcherbakov: No, I have not tried. Not on every job, Oleg, those are the rules.

Morgenstern: I leg yesterday rubbed and it hurts to walk.
Tambi: I understand some new videos with Panin? Pulled - and the splinter at once.
Detkov: He's a dog.
Morgenstern: the Dog rough, Yes.
Saburov: so you have friends "In Contact" recorded?

Sobolev: there was a country house, we came Banderos that much worn off, Smirnova - so...
Shcherbakov: And you in a cat carrier?

Tambi - Sobolev: And you're in the car on the panel go?
Saburov: No, he's like a dog this *shakes head*
Shcherbakov: No, he goes behind the wheel, everything is fine, but in a child seat x*arith.

Tambi: Comrade senior Lieutenant, look! They moved the post! He's not back!
Galygin: It was not the priests! A "post moved"?

Galygin comes on stage, all shaking hands and detkova kiss on the lips.
Detkov: I'm a comedian without lips.
Shcherbakov: He was before you kissed my hand?

Dude: Heidelberg is a young city, then you beat his tattoo, then brewed craft beer!
Shcherbakov: Then hit his tattoo, then ****lo - very convenient, all within walking distance.