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The job of the programmer and shaman has a lot in common: both mumbling unintelligible words, making strange actions and can't explain how it works.
№ 16113   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 20:01
A glitch is when the computer plays with us, not we with him.
№ 16112   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 20:01
The computer does not obey the laws of physics glitches appear out of nothing, the files disappear to nowhere, and the volume is measured in meters and is called weight.
№ 16111   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 20:01
The height of stubbornness: you enter the wrong password until then, while the computer do not agree with him.
№ 16110   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 20:01
- Honey, we have something to eat?
- Eat everything you can find in the fridge.
- Oh, mistress mine! The ice itself is made?
№ 16030   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 19:26
So want to hugged tightly, pulled me close, gently looked in my eyes and gently whispered, "I love you, stupid stupid!"
№ 16029   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 19:26
You're there. Left. Under the ribs. Inside.
№ 16028   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 19:26
When you love someone, give freedom, flight, liberation and happiness. Yes it hurts sometimes, it is difficult and scary sometimes - but all that pales before the real sense.
№ 15976   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 17:55
Every mistake in sending the hell, because usually send on.
№ 15960   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 17:54
The first who will see in me humanity, let him throw a stone at me.
№ 15959   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 17:54
Life is fucked in all positions. Sometimes it was nice.
№ 15958   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 17:54
Bad character?
just got it.(C)
№ 15821   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 17:47
Satan in high heels.
№ 15820   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 17:47
Modern men suffer from a lack of masculinity.
№ 15800   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 17:46
I like this phrase:"Nobody will understand"... Six billion people. Six billion! And then you're... you're fucking special... no one will understand.... Nobody can.... Where it to you....
№ 15784   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 17:46