Book: Masquerade



If you wash dishes, you will be accepted everywhere.
№ 458257   Added MegaMozg 05-11-2023 / 15:06
Nanny had a real gift for languages: after a couple hours of being in a completely new linguistic environment, she began to communicate quite freely with the natives. The only negative was that the natives did not understand a word of her speech, which just sounded foreign, but in fact constituted an arbitrary set of sounds.
№ 368037   Added MegaMozg 28-04-2019 / 21:21
Music nanny also received some pleasure. However, if music is the food of love, today the public served sandwiches.
№ 368036   Added MegaMozg 28-04-2019 / 21:20
Agnes figured with flowers on lankoski manner, which means: take the pot with one hand, the bouquet in the other, and then with the force thrusting one into the other. The only trick is not to confuse that what is inserted.
№ 368034   Added MegaMozg 28-04-2019 / 21:18
Mother vetrovec never heard of psychiatry. And if I did, I still wouldn't have understood. There are areas of human activity, too dark even for witches. She herself practiced golovolomki - that is now her practice already did not make sense, she was considered the best in this field. And although outwardly it may seem that a psychiatrist and Golovatogo a lot in common, in fact between them is a huge practical difference. The psychiatrist, having obtained the patient who feels that he is pursued by a large and terrible monster, will endeavor to convince the poor that no monsters are there. Mother, on the contrary, gave the patient a chair on which he could climb, and a big heavy stick.
№ 368033   Added MegaMozg 28-04-2019 / 21:17
- Come on, - interrupted Death.
- But he just killed me! Strangled with my bare hands!
- LOOK AT IT FROM THE OTHER SIDE. THE FEELING WAS NOT PLEASANT, BUT IT'S YOUR PAST NEGATIVE EXPERIENCES.
That is to make I can not do anything?
- LEAVE IT ALIVE. IN FACT, PEOPLE FEEL SOMEWHAT UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THE DEAD MAN SUDDENLY BEGINS TO PLAY AN ACTIVE ROLE IN THE INVESTIGATION OF HIS OWN MURDER. IT IS A LITTLE UNNERVING.
№ 366147   Added MegaMozg 10-04-2019 / 13:05
- Oh, now I understand: I was dead, huh? - suddenly guessed it.
Death nodded.
- EVERYONE TELLS ME THAT.
- That was murder! Does anyone know what killed me?!
- Of COURSE. FIRST, THE KILLER. WELL, YOU YOURSELF, OF COURSE.
№ 366146   Added MegaMozg 10-04-2019 / 13:04
When the fat girl in fifty performs an Aria slender girl of seventeen, the audience accept it, but if the same Aria tries to do the same fat girl seventeen years old, they'll raise a ruckus. People easily accept a big lie but choke on a tiny FIB, said Salzella.
№ 366145   Added MegaMozg 10-04-2019 / 13:03
But I don't believe in reincarnation! - tried to protest it.
- ... "But reincarnation believes in you."
№ 366144   Added MegaMozg 10-04-2019 / 13:02
For example... well, for example, if I asked you: Gita agg, imagine your house is on fire, what kind of thing the first thing you'd rush to save from the fire?
Nanny bit her lip.
Is that, like him, one of lichnostey of questions?
Exactly.
- That is from my answer you want to know what kind of person I am...
Is Geeta agg, I know you my whole and I know you inside and out. Your answers are not particularly interested in me. But all the same answer.
- I rushed to save grebo.
Mother nodded.
Because it shows how I am kind, caring and all of the responsible, ' continued the nurse.
- No, - cut off the mother. - It just shows that you treat people who try to give the most right answer. You're not allowed to believe. This is the most that neither is a witch answer. Evasive and cunning.
№ 365599   Added MegaMozg 03-04-2019 / 11:08
Infrequent Bucket always loved Opera. He really do not understand, but the ocean, for example, he did not understand, and what now, he can't love the ocean?
№ 365430   Added MegaMozg 30-03-2019 / 16:28
- I say only what I saw, Mr. Salzella, he said. - I have a lot to see here so...
And all through the bottom of the bottle.
№ 365098   Added MegaMozg 26-03-2019 / 12:26
- I saw him! Ooooooooooo! In a huge black Cape! A face without eyes, and instead of the eyes black holes! Ooooooo! And...
- Is he wearing the mask was? 'inquired Agnes.
The old man interrupted and gave her a grim look. Obviously, this your opinion it was reserved for those people who persistently tries to bring a fraction of sanity, just when the situation becomes so tempting-depressive color.
№ 365097   Added MegaMozg 26-03-2019 / 12:25
The old woman fiercely argued. And it was not some fleeting argument of type "you've had enough." The dispute apparently started yesterday, became chronic, and threatened to be tightened for at least the next decade.
№ 365096   Added MegaMozg 26-03-2019 / 12:24
"The person giving Christina a lot of time in the same room should from time to time to open the window to avoid choking on exclamation marks," thought Agnes, following a new friend in their joint room.
№ 364607   Added MegaMozg 18-03-2019 / 14:20