Category: funny quotes. Page 2

- Who? Who is this? A! Matchmaker! Oh, there will be a matchmaker - a resistant reed matchmaker!

- I do not remember. But everyone had your face.

- Oh, she was such a housewife...

Yes, they don't like me. The fact is that I am literate, and this is suspicious.

I won't forget about it, I'll just die.

I thought it would be easier for you to join us.

- Well, he is our captain. In general, I don’t know why he shouted at you so much. ... No, my friend, the captain is a very wise man, very! It's a pity that illiterate sailors can't open his head and see what he has there.

- Believe it or not, I’m going crazy. It became inconvenient to drive with a flashing light. Nothing broke before, but today eating is unpleasant. He began to persuade himself - they say, don’t worry, it’s a company car. But my soul is not good. I see a girl running, in a hurry. Let me do it, I think I’ll do a good job.

How difficult it is to be socially active...

- For the first year he kept me in the basement, and then I developed Stockholm syndrome, and I stayed voluntarily.

- Serves him right, since it’s so expensive!

- I rounded in the opposite direction.

What a shame! Rejected by a simple teacher, selected from an advertisement, for only 5 pounds a year.

- Maybe you should wait for dessert before calling your son a homosexual?