Category: funny quotes. Page 4

- And dinner parties. Don't forget about lunches.

- Do you know what a psychic attack is?

- Mike, I said so much, and all you heard was my chest.

Yes. Ask any mother. She will say that children are a gift of fate. But sometimes you can’t bear to return this gift to the sender.

When I was young, I only played by the rules. I didn’t copy from anyone. I've never been late for anything. But sometimes I regret that at least once in my entire life I didn’t do something stupid.

Not everyone spends as much time in marriage as Akinfeev, Berezutsky and Ignashevich spent together on the field.

Packed. Packed. Wrapped in gift wrapping. Tied with a bow. Take that, Iker Casillas.

- It depends on what you buy.

- You are happy.

As soon as a man smiles at me three times, I’m already trying on the ring. Madness!

- They almost popped out of my sockets. And it's all in vain, Lynette.

Expensive! Therapy may not help. So get used to eating crap.

- I am the mother of four young children. Problems is putting it mildly.

In his six years as a police officer, Hayes had never been in such a precarious position. And what did he think of teaching an angry woman sense?