Category: funny quotes. Page 3

- I will not allow you to disgrace the Squeers family!

Be careful with your list of suitors! You know what I mean, be careful with your list of suitors or I'll knock it out of your head!

I have never seen such legs in my entire life!

- Honestly, dear, I didn’t know what to think.

The overseers of the Eastern Company have assistants, I also want an assistant.

- This is happiness!

But still, there is no need for you to work and make yourself even more ugly than you are.

I think about a lot of things. Nobody can stop this.

- But it wouldn’t be worth it.

- Sir, puppies and pugs are also dying.

Nobody understands anything. I only know one thing, the soldiers took our horse.

- Do you remember the Claudons’ son when he returned from the Crimean War? His mother had to wash and dress him. Since this.

Like at a wedding. They left me without pants and forced me to kiss.

- He's a young guy. Even if you take his penis away, he is still obsessed with sex.