Author of quotes: Alan Moore

Happiness is the worst prison on earth.

There is an expression that I would like to solemnly bury - the "common man". What nonsense! There is no "normal" person.

Satire is a terrible curse. Not long ago, I understood why in the Middle ages rulers were more afraid of bards than wizards or witches. Suppose you have angered the witch and she cursed you. What will happen? You will die a couple of chickens, sour milk or any of your children born with a cleft lip. Nothing. But if you've angered the bard, he will turn against you no curse and satire. He will put you in the eyes of others stupid fat verbiage, and you will long remain so to your surroundings, your family and yourself. But if you got a particularly skilled bard, and three hundred years after your death people will laugh at how ridiculous bastard you were in life.

In the mid-eighties, one American company tried to order my book of comics the darkest places in the history of the CIA since the end of the second world war to the present day. There had to be things like smuggling heroin during the Vietnam war, the cocaine smuggling during unrest in Latin America, the Kennedy assassination and other scenes. Exploring all this, I have learned one thing: the followers of conspiracy theories believe in them just because it is more comfortable. The truth is that the world is an absolute uncontrolled chaos. No Illuminati or the Jewish banking conspiracy or the grey aliens - the truth is much scarier. The world is not controlled no one, and he falls down somewhere, devoid of control.

Does the world need another crappy movie - that's what the question should ask themselves Directors.

Life has no genre. This is a horror novel with elements of romance, tragedy, Comedy, science-fiction cowboy detective with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.

If you want to be completely free, get rid of two things: fear of tripping and striving to be the first.

In any case, you need to find the edge, and then reset itself from there.

I once asked why I made the first Chapter of my first book so long. But it's so simple: to all the idiots just put the book aside.

If you deny the light, the only violators of the law will understand where you're going.