Author of quotes: Georgy Zotov. Page 3

In life you only care about one thing - how many who have the dough and who wears what clothes.

To talk to a woman is a pleasure for soul and heart...

... fan - being frostbitten.

He wished he wasn't born a female - female image he was loved. Land in General was created especially for women - more women shopping, women's clothing, women's books, the main buyers - it ladies. The same bra has on average two hundred thousand of variations, in contrast to the family of cowards. And removing body hair? Oh, Yes, here it is possible to create a mega-Corporation, inventing new razors and new creams. Why the need for oil and gas when there are women? Truly boundless opportunities for siphoning money.

Remember how Death comes. In her appearance so impressively, Gothic and glamour that any pop singer hanged himself. A man opens the door - and there stands the silhouette with a scythe. Or enters the Elevator and sees the creature in the hoodie. Sometimes he sits in the tub, and then rises out of the water something with a skull for a head. But never (hear, never!) Death stalks its victim, being waist-deep in shit.

- Again I ask - what is the position of the local Newspapers? he asked.
The young man in an old sweater stretched out his hand.
- Our leader is a very ***at, - the journalist said, proud that he knows the answer.
"Right," smiled Asmodeus. Is ***tive genius. Almost God sent the cosmos of our tortured country. Marvelous natural wonder, the winner of the internal and external enemies. Only thanks to him that we are alive. <...> The glorification of ***activity leader will never be over, as will be mentioned in the publications, that his enemies - sad shit without superpowers. Who do we have with the stigma? Ukrainians, Americans, Latvians...
- Yes, in General, everything, - spoke another reporter from the peanut gallery.
- Exactly - agreed Asmodeus. - Therefore to calculate the enemies are very simple.

Eligor knew how to please, he always said what people want to hear - for this remarkable ability he was loved by the people. On straight lines the demon often requested gifts and different amounts of money, and he never refused anyone. After all, the full the fool is clear - it is easier once a year to publicly give the child the designer "LEGO" and increase the rating to 90 percent than to allocate billions of dollars for new kindergartens.

... but for something we're both going to Hell. By the way, I hope Heaven too?
Aethelwulf fleetingly glanced at the scroll.
"Yes," he said. - Probably, it is the abode of the gods. Although now I'm starting to think that Paradise is in the animal world. After all the crap that has happened over the last week, I'm sure - it is better to turn into a cow, stupidly nibble the grass and nothing to think.

After all, this is the universe of savage torture, to which each individual is subjected from birth to death. No Satan, it exists for real, you couldn't invent your world in his fevered brain: one mortgage, excuse me, that is.

Understand, Hell is here. Your Land is Hell. Why you never came to mind? People here kill each other, betray their neighbors, lie, turned, and showed feats of cruelty and meanness, starve, languish, give their daughters into prostitutes, and all the world governments and wealth run by demons - creepy, ugly and disgusting. No one has salvation - even billionaires get cancer, and Princess break into cars. I'm sorry, but what is it if not a Hell?

It's only a movie about the war, the soldiers imbued with the ideals of chivalry and charity, but in reality the massacre suit all, if the losses during the assault are great - when your eyes slew the other, not too I want to push the question about the Geneva Convention and the ideals of humanism. Humanity is by nature crazy... any explanation for the appearance of a fair liberation wars - in fact, not too convincing cheap excuses.

Although I am half human, always avoided people. Sometimes the demons are more decent than they are.

- Which one of you wants to know what death he should die?
The magician interrupted, having drunk a SIP of wine.
- I would have hesitantly said to the disciple Simon, pushing the fish skeleton.
You alive, sawed with a saw, smiled the Magician. - Go, ask, brothers, - I'm completely open to positive dialogue.

Pop music is usually the worst punishment awaits: Alain Apina or Shatunova we have Torquemada himself on the grill is to roast with aromatic peppers and sauce BBQ. But I think it scares them? I've known people - everyone plans to live forever. No one expects that this evening can suddenly to glue the fins.