Author of quotes: Danny King

Want to know what the perfect crime?
These do not exist in nature. The perfect crime is still what the perfect woman - you can find them only on pages-selling airport novels or in night fantasies. You have the chance to meet in life some semblance of both, but the only similarity.

"Wish you were with us." Tell me, have you met ever more sincere message from prison?

As Logan says, morality, religion and football - these are the three pillars on which stands the "civilized" society. Remove one of them and Lord help us all.

... the proposal was a bit unexpected. What beasts are these women? <...> The hell can you just afford to guess, what would you do, think or feel in five minutes?

Man is created to be a woman as well as woman created to be with a man. This is part of the great plan of mother nature, and pretty damn bad when you stay on the sidelines.

My work truck is much more useful than any Ferrari. I have enough money and at Ferrari, but how many bodies to get, pray tell?

Hell, a little communication is all I need! Just want to have someone with whom you can lay next to at night, to hug, if you feel lonely, or to laugh together if happy. Am I asking too much?

Strange: all around know how to dress, the one I always look like a jerk.

That's why I don't go to discos and parties - I hate them, and that's it. No one wants to talk to me (that is, those who want to talk to me), dance I can't stand and drink in the company too. Stand in the corner, the noise and the heat, not knowing where to go when everything around is unclear what happy is definitely not for me.

I wasn't sure that she was my type. However, after a long hunger strike about the taste don't really care.

Lord, when are these lazy bastards from "Microsoft" will make sure that the combination "Ctrl + Alt + Z" will act in real life?

Maybe I died and went to some rotten Paradise, where he collected all the irresponsible monsters?

Guilt is a weapon in the struggle against the instinct of self-preservation and it is being imposed on society.