Author of quotes: Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help but wonder which side.

When we think back to the past, we usually find that the simplest things, rather than the great events, in retrospect, emit the greatest light of happiness.

I love going to Washington - just to be with my money.

If you have no mercy in your heart, you have the worst heart disease.

You're still slender, like an hourglass, but the sand is almost all at the bottom.

Don't know why you criticize the government? It's not doing anything!

Middle age is when your age becomes visible in the middle part of the body.

The Bank is a place where you give credit if you prove that you don't need them.