Author of quotes: Sean Connery
I recently discovered that 10 books have been written about me. Out of curiosity, I began to read one and threw it away, because it turned out to be sheer lies. In a rage, I called my lawyer and told him to immediately sue the publishers. And he objected that the best way to put everything in its place is to write about yourself.
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MegaMozg 11-11-2020 / 12:21
There is one important difference between Bond and me. He knows how to solve problems.
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MegaMozg 01-11-2020 / 08:27
I'm not English. I have never been and I am not going to become. I am a Scotsman.
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MegaMozg 01-11-2020 / 08:24
I never grumble. I have immense respect for everyone who does their job professionally, be it a carpenter, lighting technician, or an assistant director with a clapperboard. Anyone who has worked with me will confirm this. I only have problems with those morons who create more problems than they solve.
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MegaMozg 01-11-2020 / 08:21
My worst job? Coffin polisher. I wasn't very good at it.
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MegaMozg 01-11-2020 / 08:18
I love women. Don't understand but love.
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MegaMozg 20-07-2020 / 21:27
My wife and I met over a game of Golf. She was French and did not speak much English and I spoke no French, so any chance to bore each other conversation we had. That's why we got married very quickly.
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MegaMozg 20-07-2020 / 21:24
Some grow old. Some ripen.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:06
And although my feet are tired, heart is not.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:06
I think if the hair starts to fall out in youth, the age problem better tolerated.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:06
I think that if you do not treat life with humor, it will drive you crazy.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:06
I am not one of those actors who is ready to send a cleaning lady to "Oscar".
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:06
