Author of quotes: Jonathan SAFRAN Foer. Page 1

The sad listener - the sadder songs.

- I changed the course of human history!
- That's it.
- I changed the Universe!
Exactly.
- I Am God!
- You're an atheist.
- I don't exist!

It is a pity that the days can not wash off as easily as the chalk line of past days.

You sound kind of upset. Is there anything wrong?
I wanted to say: "of Course", I wanted to ask: "is something wrong?"

"Maybe I should bury something for which I am ashamed," said I, but it was also pointless, especially when the tenant reminded me that bury does not mean to forget.

Love the most apart.

His face was no expression. He just looked at me. Not even me, and in me, like his detector felt a huge the truth deep under the surface.

War! <...> We kill each other without purpose. Humanity is at war against itself, and it will end only when to fight there is nobody.

"I came to see you". I said, "I was the sixth day I go to your house. Somehow wanted to see you again". She was silent, I was making a fool of yourself, it's okay not to understand yourself, and then she laughed, never seen someone laughing so hard, laughter brought tears, tears - new tears, then I laughed from the deepest and most comprehensive of shame: "I came to you, - I repeated, just then, to poke his nose in his own shit, because I want to see you again". She wouldn't stop. "Now I understand" she said when she could talk. "What?" - "I understand why all these six days you weren't home".

Anyone who thinks that the second faster decades, will not understand my life.

Life was a tiny hollow space carved out from the expanse of eternity, and for the first time became precious - not like all the other words, long lost meaning, and as the last breath of a drowning man.

An optimist is configured structurally and hoped for the best. Pessimist - cynic and critic.

Love me because love does not exist, and everything that exists, I've tried.

- ... With the short haircut you look like a boy. <...> Don't you want them to like you?
- I would like only other boys I liked and the haircut.