Author of quotes: Robert Downey (Jr.)

I would like to thank Susan Downey who told me he will win anyway Matt Damon, so we do not have to cook.

I came to Russia to seek political asylum from my capitalist oppressors. The joke, of course. But seriously, probably all of you remember the story. You know, all we Americans grew up thinking that Russia is evil. I am extremely glad I was able to see the opposite.

I'm just a new York dude who happened to be in Los Angeles, pretended that he was an actor and believed him.

Life is a very difficult thing. Have to deal with different situations. From the beginning of the day I say to myself: "Good morning, don't know what you have happened yesterday, but I'm going to spend a great day, and nothing will spoil".

You know, many times I felt embarrassed at one point or another in my life. But always found a way out of this condition. Humor is what can save you at any time.

I studied mathematics for some time. Everything became even more complicated when the examples appeared letters.

I realized that I need something to do with my drug addiction, when congratulated dad on the phone since Christmas, and he was silent for a minute and said, "Son, it's April".

The drug is a loaded gun the barrel of which is in your mouth. You know perfectly well that it was loaded, but can't do anything because most of all you need to taste the cool metal.

When I was younger, always hunting for the fleeting moment of happiness, and therefore was chronically unhappy.

Well, first, I would like to thank Susan Downey who told me he will win anyway Matt Damon, so we do not have to cook.

A good script can easily become your worst enemy and get you that much more of a problem than bad. When you get a bad script, you're struggling to make it better. And so you unwittingly put your heart into it. And then you get a good script and breaks into a smile, because I think he's doing all the work himself - he's good. And here you fell. Because just like you said, I'm not going to invest in this scenario your soul, let it work itself.

I'm always willing to take the blame for everything that's going on within a radius of 80 km around me. But I was very glad I was sober because when I'm drunk, everything that happens on Earth can be my fault.

- What would you have written on your tombstone?
- Have you checked? And you brought to my nose the mirror?

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympic games, the same as Smoking - the official cure for cancer.