Character: Psychologist. Page 2

- In fact, you don't want to achieve your goal!
I don't want?! Yes, you would have seen my car!
Red is, Yes?
Is the face you red! And my car is the color of ripe cherries!

The best recipes are those that you create yourself.

Is that a new method of treatment - the humiliation customers?
- It is resorted to only the best doctors.

- Tell me about your irrational fear of spiders.
- He is not irrational, many people are afraid of spiders.
- Yes, but most have no phobias that they in their body, eat their brains and take their lives. I might even dare to say that no one else is afraid of it.
- Well, then why the hell they would even be afraid of spiders?!

Sense of humor is an integral part of the character of a Russian officer.

- And it is normal that I am so passionate about Arnold, well, there are all sorts of sighs, portraits, worship Shrine?
- Fine, as long as you don't interfere.
- While not cutting the animal on the altar?
- You got that right.

My father is sick with Alzheimer's, and cancer. Because of this, my mother is very worried, and sometimes it just pisses me off. I don't want to talk to her, I drop her calls.
- You're such a dick. It turns out her husband can't talk to her, and her only son does not want to.

Man is hard to mess up, so it was dirty.

- Still was a bad idea...
"About what?"
- With the move and new life... don't know... it turns out I have become a different person.
- So...
- I'm like a clown, trying to convince everyone that I'm kind, funny, nice... And the essence of something remains the same. No I am not polite. And I do not like people...

- Relax, close your eyes, feel your body!
- I just feel like my butt fell asleep!

- Can you hear me? There are things you can change, and they need to change! But there are things you can't change, and they need to forget! Hello! Can you hear me? What have you got there?
Nothing. I just died. More precisely, in me are all extinct.
I know that you died... the Brain!

- So you're my shrink? That's really I guess I'm lucky.
- And you're my paranoid schizophrenic who suffers from narcissism and religious psychosis... lucky me.

How long have you had a long-term relationship?
- What do you mean "long"?
- More than two months.
Never.

- I asked you to make a list of the most dear people. Read it.
- Homer, Homer J. Simpson, Mr. universe (me).