Character: Tony stark / Iron man (Tony Stark / Iron Man). Page 3

It looks natural...
- What are you looking for?
Camera. We probably got into a show... "Christams stupid pranks" or something like that.
- Why can't you just believe in Santa Claus?!
- The better question is, why are you so believe it, baby!
- A memory. One of the best that I have... My parents were paleontologists. Spent a lot of time to dig. Lived in tents. The place was small, so the toys were a luxury. One day I lost my pet. I was scared to tell my parents, so I asked Santa to give me a new one. The next morning I Wake up - our tent has turned into a jungle, and toy dinosaurs everywhere! We spent the whole day there, just playing... I Have still kept all those dinosaurs.
- When I was little, was obsessed with airplanes. Never been to one, but loved them. One day I'm asking Santa for the newest model F-15. But never got it. Instead, I got tickets to the Airshow, which I was lucky enough to sit in the cockpit of a real F-15! When I decided to become a pilot.
- When I was a kid, I loved baseball. But I was very weak, so I was not invited to play with the kids on my street. When I wrote to Santa, I asked for toy. Only asked for a chance to play. Got a new bat and ball that my family could not afford. And then I was called to play. I was terrible! Couldn't throw, catch or hit... But I loved every second of the game!
Okay. Then I'll finish the relay. I was six when I told my father that I don't believe in Santa Claus. Dad offered to write Santa what I did. I wrote Santa and asked not to give gifts. All I wanted is proof that he exists. After the holidays, the letter was returned unopened, and on the envelope was written: "unable to deliver". And I tore it up and threw it away. Here's my proof. There is no Santa.
To believe do not need proof!
- Perhaps you no, baby. But I'm a scientist to the bone, always have been. I don't believe in Santa, until you see it.

- What are the chances that this thing really takes us to Alfheim?
- Well... one Hundred percent.
- The probability to reach Alfheim is seventy-eight percent.
- ...
- What if round, in principle, one hundred percent. [whispers] it's not fair, Jarvis! We agreed to use fuzzy math!
- I used the math, sir. You added fuzziness.

- I can not understand... If you think it's pointless, why help?
- Because I'm always right, and prove this is my debt!..
- Or you have plans for the holidays.

- What is your device there?
We're looking for Santa, and you ask whether there is my device?
Okay. You have tested it?
- Of course! The first phase of testing has begun... right now.

Heimdall will not open the Bifrost for such mortal nonsense!
No problem. We don't need your rainbow bridge. We have my inter-dimensional-carrying-gate-bridge-thing-magic!.. Yes, I know the title needs work.

- It may seem funny, but Santa Claus is not a joke!
- No? Jarvis, can you give us a short course on the physics of Santa? And easier.
- With pleasure. For simplicity, assume that the Earth's two billion children. According to statistics, on average, in one house - three and one-half of the child, so Santa needs to visit five hundred seventy one million houses in a single day, or over thirty-one hours given the time zones and rotation of the Earth. For this you will need to visit five thousand one hundred sixteen houses per second at a speed of six and a half kilometers per second. Further, the amount of the gift...
- That's enough Jarvis. The point is that this is impossible. I knew it as a child.

Prize for Santa! Funny.
- ...
- The truth! Just me and the Torah to be funny? Come on! You can't be serious?
Does it look like I'm kidding?
No, but you always look like that.

- That was a very risky plan.
- The big risks - big rewards! The only game worth playing.
- You might be worth it. He didn't.
That's what I like about you, stars and stripes: your glass is always half full. Yogurt.

- Don't tell me again you used my personal bath!
I like your shampoo. Smells like candy canes.
- Candy? Hulk, it's not a shampoo! It's a cream... for legs...
- Still like.

- He'll be fine, he's a crowd of dinosaurs in one person! You know who else had that kind of ability? Dinosaurs! And look how it ended for them!..
- Oh, no. Bad example.

- Something you really picking on him. He demonstrated courage, is also good.
- Only if it is accompanied by brains.
- Oh, don't be so glum, Cap! He stood against Loki and still here. That's like a gold star.
- Does the young captain took "no" for an answer? Any of us young.
- No, we have all made mistakes. But I'm trying to help him avoid them!
- Learn from mistakes. We studied.

- And you can do it without a hug?
Is the hug that saves your life.
- Then I would rather die!
- As I am.
- Stop whining and embrace! Your life depends on it!

Ice - the perfect weapon. Because it melts and leaves no evidence. I think I saw it in some movie.

I have a question - what the frost giant had forgotten on the island for thrill seekers? It is, however, not the best place for someone from the ice.