Character: Dr. John "J. D. (J. D.)" Dorian. Page 1

I wanted to ask you a favor, but believe me, I slept with you because of this.
- You do not have to do with why we slept together.

- Hey, Elliot!
- I'm not hiding. I was looking for... I... Dropped... I was looking for my dignity.
- Found?
- No... Probably still in College and lost!

And here's my turn to be punished. Hold on! Be brave! Well, at least don't cry!

Can you give me a history of Mr Buckley?
- No problem! I have it lying down in the box under the title: "I get it!"

Elliot and her marine biologist. But. By the way, you know, I'm absolutely not upset.
- JD, on the weekend Sean will allow me to swim with the dolphins.
Really?! Cool, I hope they don't bite.
- Relax Elliot, dolphins love people.
- Where on your leg the huge scar?
- Yes, it's my parachute pants all in zips. I pinched the zipper.
- It is clear.
- You're lying to her? Great.
- I don't really Dolphin bit.
- Who?
- The black whale.

Not always easy to do the right thing. For example, to think once about the feelings of another, even if you have to abandon what you want. But, of course, variants are possible. Even if you do the right thing, not the fact that as a result everything will be right.

Hey, Laverne, what will you reward me if I get candy in your cleavage?
- A concussion.

- If he wanted to find a place for your patient, he would have found it just all came over, he got scared, besides, though he does not admit it, but his position is already changing because he had new responsibilities, including to keep the clinic afloat.
- I would have helped him, but he wouldn't let me.
- When I was a physician, Cox came to me, something is required, I always say "no." And if he doesn't come, I knew that really it doesn't matter. But if he continued to insist on it, I knew that it is necessary to pay attention. Now he's in my place, and the voice in his head having to say "no." Now need a person on the other side of the fence, which is to say, what to do, he wants to hear it or not. So now you're this person, go ahead.
And he at least will thank me for this?
- No, he'll hate it.

You can do with your life anything you want, just need to try.

I hope you die a painful death and bugs eat your corpse.

Every day we are fighting with death - it is impossible to show that we are afraid of her, otherwise she wins.

They say that all good things come to an end. Sometimes it happens quietly, and sometimes it doesn't happen very quietly. But suddenly you realize you've reached the limit. And to go beyond exhausted.

Okay, you want to know the truth? You look like me. You're terrified because you think you never made, but instead of running a triathlon, you Balk with a guy who you don't need. You know as well as I that he would soon reveal to you a bottle of white wine, though you love red, only he did not mention it. And you know why? Because he is not your soul mate.

- Brian, professionally flirting is one thing, but seriously back in the game, I'm not ready yet. Don't have time to move away from past relationships... And also I faint in the toilet.
- And I have a skull made of fiberglass...
- Yeah, with you it's hard to compete.