Character: Olga. Page 4

- Olga, let's come up with for you class.
- Invent.
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- Make a baby.
- Thank you. I already had one puppy from a prize-winning Fox Terrier. They are funny only up to four months. But, unfortunately, crap.

- I want to look at the ball on the 25! What would you advise me?
- The time machine.

It is easy to die the truth, as tenacious of lies.

- A week later - and would have to teach you to use the pads.
- As any normal man, watching television, I can do it perfectly. The gasket need to throw poisonous blue liquid, and then compress in a fist.

Officials - the people educated, but one-sided, in their specialty, each one word can bring a whole range of thoughts, but he can spend hours explaining something that concerns another Department, and he will politely nod, but not understand a word.

- You have a low pressure - get lover.
- I have a lover.
Means good get.

- I want to know everything about you. Be honest with me.
Why?
Why? Then to find out that your grandmother whispered in your ear!
- Shut up, stupid!
But my mom taught me to always tell the truth.
- What kind of mother? You've never been!
- And what I then came to light? Without a mother?

- I am very, very rich!
Don't worry, it will pass!

- I will smack you to maintain vitality.
- Smack... You are not the first who tells me that.
- Because you look like... not smack.

And can you finally stop killing me with those eyes!
- What are you... a girl with a shovel, not to kill.

Beautiful boy, beautiful girl - what could be easier?

Life, in essence, simple and rough, no need to complicate it by looking for some special meaning in it, you just have to learn to soften her rudeness.

Only fly, spread your wings, you'll feel free as a bird, soaring somewhere high above the sinful earth with its everyday problems... and there's definitely a racket in the face - smack! And just remember - what are you bird? Are you dreaming of a tennis ball!

- What else would you like to know?
Tell us about your exploits - asked the girl. The Prince's bastard frowned.
- Let you will tell someone else. It will be immodest on my part, and I don't like to talk about it.
- Sorry, I didn't know you were such a humble hero.
- I didn't tell you that I'm a hero. - surprised by the Elmar.
- Well, what about the time you performed feats means you are a hero.
The logic was iron. Argue there was nothing.