Character: Mom. Page 1

Sometimes you feel like an eternity. When the sun shines, think about the time when it goes out, because even if you lock yourself in your house, the trouble may fall from the sky.

- Today I have not received any twos, so everything should be kosher.
- You assess your General saw?
- Uh, no.
- Now take a look.
I have no threes? But you said this morning that...
- Yes, I lied, but it did not become worse. On the contrary - you got more than you bargained for. After all, if I'm not intimidated, you wouldn't have thought to try, right?
Well, probably.
- So, you'll thank me when you get to uni, because all your actions will affect your future.
Really?
- No, damn it, I'm just so crucified. It certainly is true. The main thing was to show you this. Then you really decide for himself how to live.

- You only candy I bought?
- And what else? Of course.

The garbage is not going to clean itself.

- Mom, you were in the great Valley?
- No.
- Then how do you know it exists?
- You know, kid, there are things that you see, and there are those that you know in your heart.

Never be offended! If you want to offend, don't give pleasure to those who wanted it, and if you do not like, it is always possible to forgive.

And you think that things could be much worse. And you'll feel better.

The next morning Larry came in a very bad mood, because one farmer tied a donkey near the fence of our garden. From time to time the donkey tossed his head and drawl shouting his hysterical voice.
- Well think! - Larry said. - Isn't it laughable that future generations will be deprived of my books just because some brainless idiot decided to tie this vile beast pack right under my window.
'Yes, dear,' replied the mother. - Why you don't take him if he's stopping you?
- Dear mom, I don't have time to chase donkeys through the olive groves. I launched his book on the history of Christianity. What do you think I could still do it?

- You exaggerate, Larry, - plaintively said the mother. Anyway, I can't so soon to leave. It is necessary to solve something with this house.
- To solve? What's there to decide? Sell it, that's all.
- I can't do that, sweetie, mom said, shocked such a proposal.
Can't? Why not?
- But I just bought.
- So sell it while it is still not peeled.
Don't be silly, honey. This is even out of the question, - firmly said the mother. - It would be simply madness.
And so we sold the house and, like a flock of migrating swallows flew South of a gloomy English summer.

Ella, on your pinky more kind than other people throughout the body.

Want to reveal the secret of how to overcome hardships and adversity? Be persistent and believe in goodness.

I have always said that if a person is able to read, to cook and he will too.

- Hey, who was your first husband?
- Male-actor.
- A nationality?
- I call going...
- Go, go!
He was a good weak person.
- I'm very strong, bad and like a Jew?!

- You need to get on with my life.
- I've been doing with your life! I live, I have a life...
- To exist - not to live.