Character: Lenny Belardo

- Who are you, lenny?
- I contradiction. As God is one in three persons and three in one. As Mary - virgin and mother. As a man, good and evil.

In the 60s protesting the youth carried the weight of every heresy. Everything except the power of imagination. And this is understandable. The problem is that they had no imagination. As you. But the Lord and I have lots. We are filled with imagination.

The priest does not grow up, because will never be a father. He is forever the son. That's why thirteen centuries ago we took a vow of celibacy. To be children of the Lord, not daring to take his place.

- Do you believe in God?
- I... Yes, I do.
- And I'm not. Those who believe in God, believe in nothing.

- Do you believe in God?
- I... Yes, I do.
- And I'm not. Those who believe in God, believe in nothing.

Your words led me to one thought. What is good, devoid of imagination, is in danger of becoming pure narcissism.

- When you grow up?
Never. The priest grows up, he becomes a father. He will always be my son.

I don't need the believers of the day. I want a great love story.

I know. I am incredibly handsome. But let's try to forget about it.

- I have to thank you for what you allowed me to be here without crowds of tourists.
This is my duty, Father.
- It was hard to close the Basilica from tourists?
- No. No, all you had to do is hang a sign "closed".

- Your Holiness, You have anything to confess?
- No.
- Your sins?
- My biggest sin is that I don't mind doing.

She said "my sweet"?
- Excuse me, Your Holiness, it's a little weird.
- No, she's not weird. She's very friendly.

Let me explain to You what You did not understand during his long, long life. A friendly relationship is dangerous. They lead to ambiguity, misunderstanding and conflict. And they always end badly. At the same time, a formal relationship - as pure as spring water. This is a rule carved in stone. There is no risk of misunderstanding and they last forever. Now, You should know I don't appreciate friendships and I'm a big fan of formal. Where a formal relationship right there. And where right - sort of order prevails.