Character: Elena. Page 3



- What do you want?
- Protection from prosecution, asylum in the U.S. and your citizenship.
- How about a condo and rich husband?
- I myself will be satisfied!
№ 95227   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 23:29
Summer is short, and life is short, but what makes it short? What we do know is that it's short. Did stray cats know that life is short? Is know about this bird? Butterfly? They consider it to be eternal. No they did not. Why would we say about that?
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- What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, three legs in the evening?
William - circus dog.
- No. The correct answer is people.
- Nah, not really. This is William, I saw it. He was on four legs in the morning, two during the afternoon show and the evening was limping on three, because the fourth injury. And he rides on a skateboard!
№ 65791   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 19:36
- You said that you had a fight.
- We soon had a disagreement. I was absolutely right.
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I want to live a real life.
- Real life? It is unlikely you will cope with it.
№ 65635   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 19:30
What did she mean by that? Think!
- I think it's nonsense boundless vast mind. Big head is not necessarily the smartest.
№ 65630   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 19:29
- You may not pass until you tell me the answer to my previous riddle.
Mystery?
- What's green, hangs on the wall and whistles. Remember?
- Oh, yeah. So you give up?
- Something like that. But not quite. But if you say, I guess.
Is herring.
- But she's not green!
- If you paint it.
But it weighs on the wall!
- Can be nailed to the wall.
But she doesn't sing!
Is I added, that was not too obvious.
№ 65624   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 19:29
The most wonderful city is one where people are happy.
№ 54280   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:59
- Have you had many women in France?
No more than than necessary.
№ 54279   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:59
Sleeping next to someone you love is not only sex. It's more than sex...
№ 28918   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 08:55
The most important time is the time now. The most important people are the people who are close. The most important action is to make them good.
№ 28905   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 08:55
... not like someone asleep and someone awake...
№ 28320   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 08:27
Lidok, the young man wants an abstract woman. Then falls in love with a specific and wants it, not everyone else. And that he wanted all the others, should something break, not match, not to hear... But some people are and ears.
№ 27422   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 07:43
It's like when in bed say "love" mean... but given time...
№ 26464   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:59
- Depression is one of the main ways to cope with the loss of significant object. Besides it, in this field there is denial of the loss or its value and quick replace it with a new object... Choose, smiled Kartseva, like putting all this in front of her on the counter.
- So you want to say that I can now begin to suffer, and can take and find a new toy?
Exactly. All depends on the task...
№ 26462   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:59